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Jeffwtfries Jul 2018
1 . Die, all of you.

2. Flip her skirt up.

3. Let everyone be happy.

4. Bring the most righteous person back to life.

5. Bring back everyone who died.

6. I want eternal life and youth!

7. Confidence.

8. I want to stop being a warrior.

9. I want more talent.

10. A harem, of course!

11. Disappear, all of you.

12. Expand my power to one thousand paths.

13. Money! Money!

14. I want to be friends with everyone in the world.

15. Rule the world!
Ruling the world is hard.

16. I want a girlfriend!
But would that really be love?

17. I want wisdom.
Foolishness makes you who you are.

18. I want to know the future.
But what fun would be living then?

19. I want to be a pro baseball player.
But you would have to work out every day then.

20. Telekinesis.
Then why I have hands?

21. I want to fly.
Then why I have feet?

22. I want to speak all languages.
You don't like to talk anyway (RELATABLE).

23. I want an X-ray vision.
That would lead to misunderstandings.

24. I wish for an end to war.
But it won't end exploitation.

25.I want to climb mount Everest.
But you would have only yourself to rely on.

26. I want a smartphone that can't run out of battery.
It would last only a few years still.

27. I want to pilot a giant robot!
What you would be fighting?

28. To never stub my toe again.
Why not just watch where you walk?

29.I want a cool supercar.
It won't feel the same if you don't buy it yourself.

30. I wish everyday could be Sunday.
Go to work on Sunday?

31. I want to be a bird.
Being a human is much better.

32. I want to read people's minds.
You would start to distrusting people.

33. The ability to wake up early.
But you would just go back to sleep. (Totally relatable)

34. I want to enter a manga.
What if you couldn't get out?

35. I want to be invisible.
You are already invisible in the classroom (that hurts, you know).

36. I want to not feel pain.
That's dangerous.

37. I want that rare book.
It's only rare because no one else have it.

38. I want that limited edition item.
Would it still be limited edition then?

39. I want a best friend.
What if they knew you were friends only because of a wish?

40. I want to be a great man.
That greatness wouldn't last.

41. I want to talk to animals
They probably don't have much to say.

42. I want to travel the world.
It's likely harder than it sounds.

43. I want to live in a mansion
All by yourself?

44. I want a fighter plane
Where would you park it?

45. I want to play all instruments!
But buying them all would be expensive.

46. I want to see a ghost!
Like hell you do!

47. I want to meet a great person from the past
But they would have a lot of lectures for a modern person.

48. I want my dormant power awakened!
What if you don't have any?

50. I want power to stop time!
That's like saying you want a power to commit crime.

51. I want better penmanship.
In digital era?

52. I want to meet an elf
In this day and age?

53. I want youth.
What do you think you have now?

55. I want an eye that sees long distances.
You mean like a third eye?

57. I want to hire a maid.
Just go to cafe.

58. I want to be a manga artist.
Answer one of the Young Jump recruiting postings.

60. I want to live in a deserted island!
You would probably want to leave it right away.

61. I want a time machine!
Do you have an idea how to get energy to power it?

62. I want to be free of stress.
You need stress to grow.

63. I want world peace.
Would you still exist in a peaceful world?

64. I want a loving family.
But artificial one?

65. I want to eat the world's most delicious food.
But you want to eat cup ramen too.

66. I want to go to amusement park
What are you, a girl raised to be a living weapon? (This is surely an allusion to something, I just can't get what)

67. I want to be on the front page of a newspaper!
Are you going to commit a crime or what?

77. I want to be a cyborg.
Who would repair you if you broke?

78. I want an art collection.
You don't even like that stuff. Don't pretend to be an intellectual.

79. I want to buy a penguin.
Can you even take care of an animal?

80. I want to talk to famous people.
About what? Any subject in mind?

82. A world free of evil people.
What would be left?

83. I want to be taller.
And then you would want to be shorter again.

84. I want courage.
What are you, a lion?

86. I want prestige.
Unearned prestige?

87. I want to never be late for a bus.
But then the buses would be late.

88. I want to be the strongest in world.
Why, so you can bully the weak?

89. I want to invent something amazing.
All inventions ultimately become weapons.

90.I want to film a movie.
You would bring down any set you were on.

91. I want to be someone who will never lose again.
The moment you wish for this, you become an eternal loser.

92.I want to become a master swordsman.
Dishonestly?

96. I want to learn the truth of the world.
No, you don't.

97. I wish misfortune on people I hate.
Wishing misfortune on others is a ****** thing to do.

98. To grant your wish instead.
Cancel that immediately.

99. I want to turn my wish into 100 wishes.

100. Let me forget
TeeCrush Feb 2018
I want you.

Let me make you the girl I write about,
Let me make you the one they envy -
Give it a chance and take me.
And I’ll be honest,
I’m really not that handsome,
but my loving heart’s a mansion.
Let us be together,
and I promise I’ll love you forever.
I’m really not rich nor do I drive a supercar,
but I know you’re worth more than the stars.
I would take a rocket and fly a million miles,
if it meant I got to be up close for your precious smile!
Life’s tough, but for you I’ll be tougher,
I’ll never break your heart, I’ll end the suffer.
You’ve gotten it all from me,
possession, confessions, temptation -
Let me heal you of your deprivation.
I’ll make it up to you in time,
but first let me call you mine.
I smell decay in the rays of the sun
the light stinks
like some I can't mention.
I have become numb to the
death of this star.

Remember Supercar?
Troy Tempest?
I messed with him once a
long time ago
on a Saturday morning
matinee show.

The Bowery boys on the
East side of poise making
such noise,
all in decay
fading away
like me.
Lake Apr 2019
i'm falling for your smile again
i might die again, but that's not so bad
can we ever be more than friends
can you understand? i'm betting all i have
i might not be a super star
or own a supercar, but i'll try my best
i don't care about where we are
or how far, i'll put it to the test
bungee jumping off the golden gate
that's how i feel before a date
but there's no harm in trying
taking my very own leap of faith
sometimes i wish that's all it takes
and by the end i'll be flying
People eat so much
they
get rat arsed and say
let's keep in touch
and losing touch
with
where they are
thinking that they're in
Supercar, they
wait forSupermarionation.

Let them fukin wait
Christmas is hard work.,
Kelly Jade Oct 2020
I am a Honda Civic, all-wheel drive.
The oldest of our kind.
My successors had long preceded me, their predecessor
          but I'm still young,  still good to go.
Just fill me up with your wondrous ideas.
Mileage worn me, I hate to admit this.
Rust corrode my metal bumper.
And,
         instead of tires
I have bricks on my wheel studs.
Without those tires, I can't move on.
I have no purpose, no goal whatsoever.
Just stuck inside this garage called hope.
Hearing only, no. Feeling too
                        the whispers of the trees outside.
                                                                                   If there is one,
or maybe I'm imagining things.
A period of seventy years have passed - Seventy long, lonely years.
Or at least that's what I  think,
                                    more or less.
My owner decided to dump me on a junkshop,
                     his wife believes that I just waste space in their home.
So there I was, brought by my owner
                                        into this place.
Morgue for machines like us.
I kind of miss my tires,
                                  although I do not know where they are.
But I was glad for being brought here,
                            you see on my way here
                      I rode on the back of a tow truck. How lucky am I.
For in my last moments, I felt that motion again.
And for that, it was like I was with my tires again.
Like my owner was driving,
                                        to a destination.
I could almost cry, I can't though.
                                I am just a machine after all.
There I was, in front of the crusher.
In my last moments,
                            I was happy.
Even if I wasn't able to be with my wheels.
At last, I was not depress.
I died happily.
Those years of pain and suffering was almost worth it.
                                                 But all of it means nothing when you're in front of the crusher.
All that pain vanished, in an instant.
I wonder how my tires are doing?
Hope they're attached on a supercar.
Now that I am gone,
                                    Am I still a Honda Civic?
Now that I am free.

— The End —