"scallywags" poems
Flutterbies and Scallywags
floating in a brizzillag.
Mumbliwags and prissywicks
swimming in a zig zag
All together, stroke, stroke,
the mumbliwags are swimming.
Dipping here and dipping there.
the flutterbies are skimming.
But not so much, those scallywags,
a lazy bunch they are...
and what about those prissywicks,
the laziest by far.
Bumblies are bumbling,
What very funny things.
Listing side to side are they
On their whimsy wings
Prissywicks and Frakkyliks
tiring long before,
any of their counterparts
on the brizzillag shore
Flitting hither and thither, and way beyond yonder,
the flutterbies flitter all day.
It's a shame, don't you know, when it comes to playing,
only the flutterbies come out to put on a show.
The rest are all lazy, and mindless or crazy
and float around in the brizzillag.
If it were a contest, you know who would be the best,
And Flutterbies would be winnin', every blue ribbon.
Dec 27, 2010
Dec 27, 2010 at 8:09 AM UTC
I am the captain of my ship
No other scallywags can tell me
When to port or to sail
Just like in love
Aug 30, 2015
Aug 30, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
***The Jamaica Jewel's sails are full with skull & bones on high mast,
canons thunder, I pillage & plunder with a trim keel my ship is fast.
My boots and vest are leather black with sword & buckles of gold,
when sunlight reflects, landlubber's quake & their blood runs cold.
I always dress in black except from my hat a plume of vermillion,
A pirate's chest full of treasure and pieces of eight by the million.
Just the sound of my name sends shivers to timbers of all,
I am Capitan Blood Head, on mermaid lips and ports-o-call.
On sand & beach Capitan Blood Head wanted alive or dead,
where rivers become waterfalls posters for bounty is what's read.
So the legend lives on, from Key Largo, San Juan & St. Kitts Cay,
from Trinidad and Tobago to Saint John and Montego Bay.
Don't you dare cross Capitan Blood Head and his Scallywags,
and don't even think about The Capitan's favorite Sea Hags,
or walk the plank to Davy Jones' locker you sank. AGRRR!!!***
May 30, 2015
May 30, 2015 at 1:47 PM UTC
(20 minute poetry)
Then there'd be a metropolis and who among the outcasts would miss the small minds of the small towns?
I choose to lose myself in the black shadows of grey tower blocks and shuffle my day away on tarmacadam streets, no cobblestones, no oil lamps to light dingy homes, everything to marvel at in the metropolis is where it's at.
Fritz'll make a film about it or perhaps that's already been done.
Electricity for me,
piped in
typed in
hot water and heating at the touch of a button takes some beating.
The past will disappear as if it was never here at all
and the call of the wild in the fields where
I was a child will vanish too.
We'll have to pay for it,
a metropolis costs an arm and a leg,
We'll have to beg.
And don't expect Superman or Batman
you won't even get a suntan
only the fat man, the tally man,
the scallywags and dustbin men
and then there'd be a metropolis.
Dec 12, 2015
Dec 12, 2015 at 11:48 AM UTC
Heave ** Your cry astounds
Flummoxing your enemies ashore
Debonaire you brandish pistol and sword
Cutting down resistant scallywags
Thy treasure shall be mine!
You dash haphazardly between slashes
Excitement and *** course through
Fueling you to victory
Imposing is thy stance!
Booted foot on stack of cannon *****
Actioned-packed adventure
As you reave and raid the seas
Your adventure keeps me alert
But my ship's an iron beast of land
I think of daring combat
And your exploits give me hope
I load my rifle in hot anticipation
Prepared to write my own adventure
The giant steel hatch lowers
And hot iron rips through me
My adventure ends prematurely
My *** is without excitement and masks pain
A hospital bed now serves as my galleon
Your book by my bedside, untouched
Feb 21, 2020
Feb 21, 2020 at 7:23 PM UTC
The sirens wail
turning tail to run
shots expire from a
long barrelled gun,
but it's not me
I flee.
it's youths or yutes as they call them today
scallywags robbing tally bags
the neighbourhood goes from bad to worse but
it used to be good
I think
it used to be a paradise
the end of the 60's
beatniks and hippies
free love
flowers and
rainbows,
we didn't know
or we did
and hid these
thoughts away,
baby boom
baby boom
look at today
our fault the system's down
the wiring's kaput and
not just in this
Northern town
"the lamps are going out all over Europe"
is there no hope?
Jul 18, 2016
Jul 18, 2016 at 6:48 AM UTC
I have not found misery
But contentment and liberating Light
amongst ladened pygmies I stand head and shoulders above
So lets pity the Dividers
and the sordid indulgences of shysters
charlathans liars blamers decievers scallywags and larcenists
Tis the sweat off my brow
my aspiration and endeavours upholds
as does millions of others who in honest toil thrive and profit
Sham politburo hooligans
state half-wits spit anachronistic slogans
our Witchfinder General seeing silver spoons in meritocracy
Lazies do as lazy does
Never learning but heedlessly agitating
Puerile minds dividing projecting smearing and intimidating
Maniac fantasists deluded saps
Disingenuous failures hiding in plain sight
Cheats and sinners in glasshouses throwing stones
Dime store mobsters
Confused minds in haze exporting confusion
Mired in hate envy and jealousy they alienate enterprise and success
It’s monarchs it’s the elites
Well worn lies and excuses for the work-shy
There’s opportunities aplenty but dumb blamers point fingers
You can’t tell the truth
That you want something for nothing
That you’re the greedy and entitled sourly prodigals
Reds with red faced shame
dunce revolutionaries in Quixotic faux pas
the problem rests in you as you wallow in the divisive stench
whirling in the windmills of your rancid minds
He who took on the mantle stands
he who toiled hard to better himself stands
he who crossed oceans stands and even built more than you
with all your privileges what have you done to make yourselves
feel proud - oh yes, you throw stones and hide hands - bravo!!........ bravo!!
Dec 25, 2023
Dec 25, 2023 at 5:17 AM UTC
Simply sibilant, snake shapes saying something softly,
Situation **** and sift sloppy, sodden, - sorry.
Sullen sordid stories, son of Sam,
Scabbards scavenged swords in Sabbath scams,
Sacrilege so savage, scattered sadness spans,
Supermarket salamanders scanning stamps,
Scallywags,
Sale! super savings! samples!
Spam.
Scene set, spent smattering surplus sacrifice,
Salivate, savor sapidness, sate, sedate, sat sufficed.
Sally's saxophone, Simon's silly shiny sabre,
Santa statues stand slated saints, some sages; same saviours,
Smirking surgeons skirting surfaced sapience,
Sacredness seldom stages shabby states in simultaneum,
So sides seat seperate, Segregated sects split the stadium.
Sagaciating services swathed symbols stitched in superstition,
Simply the situation simian sufficient.
Oct 19, 2017
Oct 19, 2017 at 8:33 PM UTC