"nonalcoholic" poems
Will this be on the test?
Is it what I need to know?
Will not knowing it affect my grade?
Where does the heading go?
I’ll never use this, ever! grrr…
It’s such a waste of time!
It just that it’s so pointless
Like nonalcoholic wine! eek!
I’d rather clean the toilet…
I’d rather eat a worm!
Than study all this foolishness
But I have to pass this term!
Jun 21, 2016
Jun 21, 2016 at 12:19 PM UTC
Should I ask this question on the test?
Is it something they should know?
Will omitting it affect their lives?
My Merlot tells me no! (he never lies)
They might not ever need this, sigh…
Might be a waste of time,
It might be just as pointless
As nonalcoholic wine. ( heaven forbid!)
I guess I must get to it now
It’s almost 1 am
I’ll pour another glass of wine
Oh **** Where is my pen?
Jun 21, 2016
Jun 21, 2016 at 12:22 PM UTC
It’s 12AM sharp
And I murmur to myself,
What a brand new day
to sleep off.
On a doleful Wednesday,
I can tell I’m coming down with something.
I am equivalent to a bottle of nonalcoholic whisky
infused with maple syrup.
Distasteful but creative;
Limited ******* edition.
See, disregarding how terrible my state tastes like
I still make perfect sense and sound tempting,
I always do.
Oct 21, 2015
Oct 21, 2015 at 10:59 AM UTC