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Mike Hauser Feb 2015
Cossack Cowboys
Riding Llamas
That they dress
In pink pajamas
Teeny boppers
Blowing bubbles
Biker chicks
Causing trouble
Nuns in Habits
Punks in chains
One or two
Of the deranged
Rubbing Buddha belly
Cravers
And the band
Harvey Danger
David Bowie
Elton John
Both of them
With Spacesuits on
Vegetarians
Eating chicken
Love it fried
Finger licking
In a line to
Meet and greet Obama
Now I wish
I'd brought my Mama
On the T.V.
Slicing, Dicing
Infomercials
Are enlightening
Lindsey Lohan
There's more trouble
Send the Police
On the double
Michael Jackson
With his monkey
Chandelier
Swinging junkies
Bottle Rocket
Ridding crickets
Dolly Parton
Doing dishes
Tubs of Crisco
Set for wrestling
Bee Gees do be
Disco dancing
With Bruce Jenner
Wearing makeup
Dolly's kitchen
Filled with soap suds
Rubber band
Bumper babies
Call me odd
Don't call me crazy
Shooting stars
Carry Uzis
Washed up stars
Drink beer in Koozies
Donnie Osmond
Singing show tunes
As Marie blows
Animal balloons
Circus Barkers
And their Minions
Waylon left us
Shooter Jennings
Heidi Klum
Without makeup
To say the least
She looks a bit rough
American flags
As rainbow banners
Peal, scratch, and sniff
Talking bananas
Hookha smoking
Manatees
Oh yea...
and then there's me
These are just a few of the things that lean
On the lamp post of my dreams
jeffrey conyers Jul 2014
Gorgeous, beautiful and pretty too.
This is the way I personally see you.
Strange that men describe what they seek?

Someone like Heidi Klum or Halle Berry.
Or some other fame person, we all know.

But, you're beautiful than any woman I know.
To me and in my eyes alone.
You're the best described woman in the world.

You deserve the cover of a magazine.
But that's not that important to me.
Never have been.
Never will be.

I accept you for you.
As you have accept me for me.
Ja Aug 2016
NURSE KRACHET                                                    
I’m scared to speak too loud
So I’ll whisper, just in case
That nasty nurse Miss Krachet
Comes in and shows her face

She’s quite a nasty woman
And looks just like a witch
Her face and nose both posses
This long and gnarly stitch

She walks around limping
Unsupported by a broom
She has this air about her
Must think she’s Heidi Klum

I asked her for my *****
When I once had to ***
She said, get it yourself
You won’t get it from me

But I’m confined to bed, I said
So I can’t go nowhere
She said, ******* old man
And that’s no lie, I swear

When she left, I asked my roomy
To get me that pissy ***
I had waited for so long
I had to **** a lot

I filled it up, right to the top
The next move quite the chore
Since I couldn’t bend or stretch too far
I barely made the floor

As time went by, I forgot
Where that ***, now rested
So when nurse Krachet, walked right in
Her anger, soon was tested

Up to my bed, she sauntered
Thus did not see the spot
Where I had put that silly thing
Until she kicked that ***

It all splashed out, on her foot
The floor, her socks and shoes
And then her face, turned bright red
Which did, just me amuse

I marveled at how nicely
Things sometimes turn out
She got herself, all ****** on
But didn’t even shout

Since then I’m keeping quiet
My mouth closed really tight
I don’t want her to come around
And get into a fight

So I’m holding, everything I have
Remembering what she said
And hoping that her shift will end
Before I **** my bed

My bowels will soon let loose
So I’m praying to high heaven
Now that it’s, six fifty nine
Her shift will end, at seven
BOEMS BY JA 280        
Written in hospital 2014
Mystic stages
in brown
and pink
so chocolate
and strawberry
still gossip
by Pacific
light and
climes are
cool for
mother to
surf if
Frau Klum
base here
the pink
sunflower in
her hair.
Frau is a German form of address for a. married woman.
Karli Jones Sep 2017
.....Baby Girl cuts up Vogue Mags in Her room,She wants to be the next Heidi Klum.
Binges on PROJECT RUNAWAY,mom and dad don't ask Why???
.....Baby Girl refuses to eat Her dinner,wants to be PERFECT wants to be THINNER.
She's already a SUPER MODEL in her parents eyes...
.....They think their Daughter's as cute as AMY SCHUMER, but Baby Girl wants to be a Winner.
..... She'll do anything to be a SUPER MODEL Someday...
Amiאלפא Aug 2
yeshu metuk shli
kma ani mishtokek alich yoter vioter miyum liyum
ani mishtokek alich yoter mechel dvar achar
et le yudat kma ani mishtokeket alich,
vebakel zot ata ken, ki ata yuda hakel

hasdech haohev
hachamla hagdula shlach
ze yoter medi melehabin
ani adain le mevin lema bechret bi
ki le asiti dvar shmagia lei chamla kezu
ki le asiti klum kadi lehayot reuya ****

yesh rek dvar achad shani le yechul lehapsik lehagid ****
ani ohev otech

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