I'll start reading a kindle when they make it smell like a book.

HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY MIKEY!!!!! :)

Normal people kissing:
Sensual
Butterflies in your stomach
You're the only two people in the world

People with glasses kissing:
Clink
Clank
Ok let's take them off
Wait, where'd you go?
You feel cold
Oh, that's a lamp.

Me: Has tons of favorite songs
Person: "Whats your favorite song?"
Me: Forgets every song I have ever heard

It's okay to be white
It's okay to be black
It's okay to be Asian
It's okay to be Hispanic
It's okay to be female
It's okay to be male
It's okay to be gay
It's okay to be straight
It's okay to be YOU.

What's NOT okay is skipping a track on The Black Parade.

Goldilocks was crazy, I love her....
Imagine breaking into someone's house
And being like,
"Umm, this chair ******* *****..."

It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs 100 years ago when we were all into mythology and speaking Latin.

If we just had just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s, there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboi.