Dear Mr. Wizard of forevermore,
Remember the cold, cold winter not so long ago,
when I traveled on a great journey all alone?
An unfortunate and unforgettable journey it was,
A journey into the deep unknown
A journey finding me traveling, traveling so far,
To speak with those gatekeepers of the dark star
My words! My words! Oh my words, Wizard!!!
My words wouldn't come!!!
Alas, my words locked themselves away
Somewhere in the castles hightower
So the castle guards say
So I journeyed on for miles and miles,
traveling alone, and to this day
I wish I'd never gone!