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The Trumpoet May 2017
The FBI chief, Mr. Comey,
was loved by Trump like his best *****.
For he went around hintin'
about emails and Clinton,
making Trump fans excited and foamy.

But then Comey provided reflection
upon Trump aides and Russian connection.
Trump did protest and howl,
stamp his feet and cry foul,
for the tide has turned since the election.

Trump thinks Comey is guilty of slander,
though his Hillary probe raised no dander.
So I guess Trump's excuse
is what's good for the goose
simply does not apply to the gander!

So why Donald Trump am I hounding
through this verse and this poetic pounding?
It's Trump's hypocrisy
that so motivates me
and we're used to it!... That's what's astounding!
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Link to video of this poem: https://youtu.be/fCptHs7V8uc
Written: May 11, 2017
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMP SACKS JAMES COMEY
HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SCANDAL
NO CONVICTION FOR HILLARY
TRUMP COULD NOT HANDLE


MR COMEY WENT PUBLIC ON
HIS CLOSURE OF THE CASE
THIS WAS ALL GOING ON
THROUGH THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE


HILLARY SAID THAT THIS SCANDAL
CAUSED HER TO LOOSE THE ELECTION
HILLARY THEN HAD NO CONVICTION
AND WENT ON WITH OUT ANY DETECTION
PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SACKS JAMES COMEY OVER HIS PUBLIC CLOSURE OF THE INVESTIGATION INTO HILLARY'S EMAIL SCANDAL.

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