#bigbootaybitches poems

Rhianecdote Apr 2015

Meet me on a good day
And apparently I glow

Meet me on a bad day
**SUPERMASSIVE BLACK (****)HOLE

I had a good run last year and people I'd known for some time would come up to me and say "you're glowing" like I was in the flush of an easy pregnancy...Yeah, those people don't come up to me no more

#depressed #happy #bigbootaybitches

Rhianecdote Apr 2015

Level Ups and Downs

Got the Concentration levels
Of a McDonald's coke
Wish I could order "no ice"

Tolerance levels
Of a recovering alcoholic
Losing my status of "nice"

Fitness levels
Of a Weight Watcher on the wagon
Piece of Cake we all want a slice

Trust levels
Of Drake on a date
Always gotta think twice
But...
(I reiterate the previous verses last line)

#funny #fun #cake #silly #focus #drake #bigbootaybitches #levelup

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