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Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
The man named Tim approaching
the small child silently
his finger touches him
and rapes the kid violently
  Sep 2014 Shrek Ogre
Ogre Shrek
Run Run Run
the Easter bunny's ******
he looking for them little kiddles
hungry the easter bunny was thirsty for flesh
and kid sweat
Run Run Run
Run Forest run said snoop dog as he was smoking and poking
them little loki's
#SWEG4LIFE
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Once day there was a ***** cat
she was very fat
and wanted to **** herself
with a shelf
but that would be impossible
because cats cant touch shelves without explodingble
which means, they would die
and then it jumped high
and landed on a road
and was killed by a toad
driving a foor weel drive
oh ****
that ***** got hit
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Once day there was a dog
and he decided to **** a frog
beastiliaty, no, the dog's an animal
like miley cyrus
and he's spying on  us
and one man didn't like that idea
so he shot a deer
and the deer escaped the bullet like a queer
and ran into a dog in the middle of the road
knocking the dog over in the middle of the road
then a car came but the driver was blind
and then the blind man hit the dog on the side
dog is now dead
bury his head and give him head ;)
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
One day there was a man
and he had a tan
he was dark
in the dark
and nobody could see him
because he was named tim
he was scary
and his name didn't weary
he eats children for breakfast
very fast
that's why his name is scary tim
yeah, thats him
Scary Horror PewDiePie ScaryMan Darkness
Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
Shrek was sad
Very depressed
But on day
He was gay
and found a boy to play
with
****** shrek
very yeck

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