Step one.
Make believe.
You can always pretend that he still loves you. After all, if he managed to do it before he broke up with you, you can do it after.
Step two.
Get angry
I mean **** it right?, if he didn’t love you to start of why should you waste your time and tears over someone like that. I won’t give him the satisfaction.
Step three.
Change?
Maybe if I lose some weight I can get him back, maybe if I can increase my intelligence and get a fancy high paying job he will find me attractive, right? Wrong again buster, you don’t have a gym membership and your all out off luck.
Step four.
Binge.
2 boxes of crackers, one jar of peanut butter, one jar of jam to go with that peanut butter, one large Margarita pizza with garlic bread and as much ice cream you can fit into a KFC bucket. This should do… for now.
Step 5
Cry in the shower and go to bed
Repeat theses five steps and you will be on your way to a better, less romantic you.
RESULTS MAY VARY.
i write theses at night with my glasses off and with a brain cell to rub together so please don't judge.
or do **** do i care, your an internet person.