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SWB  Jan 2012
Purdue(don't)
SWB Jan 2012
Sitting, slouching, unencumbered
Friday, no class, hours numbered
Wide awake from too much slumber
Guess I’ll drive up to Purdue.

Bar hop, dripdrop speechesslurrring
Hookah..plusbeers drivingsblurrin’
****-the-what-know- whatzoccurring-

..Wake up, find **** in my shoe.
He'd just served up a dinger, 450 out...upper deck

His third home run that inning, and  he figured "what the heck"

He knew the hook was coming, first they had to make the call

Then the pitching coach would come out, before he had to give the ball

To the manager, all stoic, spouting rhetoric and then

He'd turn over the game ball, a kind of baseball zen

He'd come to learn this process,

He'd seen more and more this year

The time was getting closer

He'd have to hang 'em up this year

For five straight games he'd got the hook

Never getting to the third

And there was that team suspension

For flashing fans the bird

Frustration, more than anger made him vent and flash the sign

It was captured on the jumbotron, his finger.....8 foot 9

It made all of the sports reels, his finger in the air

But at 46, he thought, well....I really do not care

He was signed.. a bonus baby, out of Henderson N . V

He came up  out of high school in summer sixty three

His fastball, just untouchable...ninety miles per at least

And on opposing batters he would surely have a feast

He knew what he was throwing, was the best in many years

But at eighteen he was still surrounded by lots of big league  fears

In high school he set records, went to State, and led the team

He was the best left handed starter, Henderson had ever seen

He won each game he pitched in, hit for numbers, struck out tons

His team outscored opponents by at least three hundred runs

Scouts were out to watch him, every time he took the mound

And he knew this as he walked out, tossed the rosin on the ground

He chose to bypass college, heading to developmental ball

If he did what he was told, he be in Lakewood  by the fall

He got the call in August, saying "son, you're on your way"

"You'll be on the train this morning and tomorrow you might play"

So, he made his calls, told those he knew he was heading to N.J.

He was gonna set Lakewood  on fire, he was gonna have his day

He sat for weeks when he arrived, erratic was his stuff

"You've got to tame that curve ball kid, it's just not good enough"

His first start in September, he was nervous and concerned

What if I blow this chance and back to Texas, I'm returned

HE started off with two walks, hitting one then fanning three

He was feeling better, just what people came to see

After five innings they pulled him, with ten strike outs to his name

His team was up six nothing, he was gonna win this game

And sure enough the bullpen came on in and shut the door

And before the season ended he was winning three games more

That winter he went home again, and worked on his control

He knew what the coach wanted, he understood his role

Next spring down in  Clearwater he showed he had improved

So when the final cuts came down, up to double A he moved

It didn't take them long to find him burning up the mound

In fifteen starts, a hundred K's,  no one better could be found.

From here he went to Allentown, to AAA he'd go

Next move that he would make from here should put him in the show

He only threw 3 games down here, two big league starters down

He was called on up to the big time, and was starting....out of town

He only pitched an inning,  two thirds to be exact

He got lit up for 6 runs that night, hard to keep it all intact

He finshed out watching more games, than he pitched in but he knew

He'd be in the spring rotation wearing number forty two.

He met with mixed success at times never coming up real big

For as each year passed his fastball slowed and harder he would dig

His bonus money squandered, three wives gone, investmestments too

He bounced around the league a bit, hitting eight teams in succession

It was enough to do a weak man in, at least there's a concession

He was still up there, the show, on top, it didn't matter where he pitched

As long as he stayed healthy, he wasn't getting ditched

But one day he, on three days rest felt a twinge in his left arm

He pulled himself, and iced it, not doing any harm

But his pitching got erratic, speed was gone and no control

It was then he got the phone call...he was going to the hole

They moved him down to rehab some in AA across the state

He knew with no improvement that this would be his fate

Two years down here and then again, a new kid came along

Sorry, but you're going down...that was a lonely song

Two years and then he moved on back out West just to see

He knew he still had some heat...throwing nearly ninety three

But control...no way at that speed, slow it down...they'd hit him hard

Once he dropped it under eighty...all the batters...they went yard

But still he kicked around some, working nights, coaching some

Then he got the call from Joplin, got to see if he was done

He showed up fit, and did his best but still just couldn't toss

He'd get the speed but no control, the plate it wouldn't cross

The team was just a throw back, small market and little park

But inside he had desire, this place lit in him a spark

There never were too many fans, eight hundred at the most

But when he took the mound there, he could feel his younger ghost

On nights he wasn't pitching, he played first and coached third base

On other nights, he sat around and sold programs round the place

He knew that soon the time would come, he knew his bubble'd burst

He didn't throw as fast to  home as these kids did to first

But now, with the suspension, and him getting pulled five straight

He knew he'd overstayed his welcome, he'd been here far too late

"The ball...Jim, Jim, the ball....was all he heard coach say

He was already in the dugout and he wasn't gonna stay

He packed up and he left the park, left his rooming house as well

He had nowhere to go to, and maybe just as well

But the next year he was out there slinging just like Jim could do"

He was selling peanuts and some ******* jack at a ball parkin Purdue

The game is in his soul you see, it's part of who he is

Like Gherig, Ruth, Diamaggio, like Peewee and The Dizz

He owes his life to baseball. even though he stayed too late

"If he'd just controlled his curveball"...the kid...coulda been great.
It's a long, baseball themed tome. With a nod of the head to Henderson, Nevada.
Anna Skinner Mar 2019
We sat with a pair of burgers between us,
the Purdue game muted on the big screen.
We talked about high school and
Friday night football and
health insurance and
what it feels like to get hit by a car --
our first date, just five years removed.

You have abstract works painted like satin
in your skin
like scars
in your skin
like memories
like nightmares
like “I wish I would have’s…”

I tease you gently;
you beg me not to work so much
You frown at your plate
swirl your fries in ketchup and
in this, I see fragments of the old you.

I ask if you’re going to church tomorrow,
and you reflect the question
like it’s a challenge
like belief is always shaped with doubt
like even when there’s faith, voices still waiver.

There are still tiny fractures
in your bones
in your voice
in our memories.

There are still raindrops in your eyes
when we talk about high school and
Friday night football and
health insurance and
what it feels like to get hit by a car.

There are still scars in your skin
in your mind
in my heart --
Our first date, just five years removed
preservationman Jul 2023
Salute
America came through
Jubilee Purdue
Making history
Another year
Being a preserver
America strong
We the people
Gathered together
From Towns to Major cities
Shining seas with blowing breezes
America then and now
Battles that came with victories
America’s story
Red, White and Blue glory
Happy Birthday America
Star Spangled venture
Fireworks and all, what a delightful picture
America America all to see with excite
I am proud to say
Happy July 4 being your day
Let’s party!
Qualyxian Quest Jun 2023
Bobby Knight is an American *******
Watch 'em come and go
Yesterday Istanbul
Tomorrow Reno snow

Yesterday Istanbul
Tomorrow doesn't know
Tomorrow and Tomorrow
And then to Overthrow!

             Look out below ...
Qualyxian Quest Feb 2023
I tell myself I won't weep till she holds me
And it's true I won't
My Uncle Jack went to Purdue
But he sometimes says Purdon't

Heard the Purdue Glee Club once
Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion
Ain't no altars on this my Road now
I practice a faith that's been long abandoned

But I do pray to the statue
Mother Mary and her Baby Boy
She knows now I still love her
She wished me abundant joy

Will I ever see her again?
The Wheel is still in spin
Cardinal Newman is right
You have to lose to win

           All Over Again
Qualyxian Quest Oct 2022
I tried to woo her back
Probably didn't work
Cool in the air
Happy Halloween

I like my Uncle Jack
Purdue and then Purdon't
Holy Toledo, Batman!
Billy Joel magazine

I pray for troubled ChiRaq
Giordano's pizza
Father Andrew Greeley
I sent Alex Things Not Seen

When anxiety attacks
Help me to go slowly
Fight through to the light view
3017

              Sacred Queen
Fox News
False **** Accusations May Be More Common Than Thought
Published May 02, 2006
...This claim comes from a study conducted by Eugene J. Kanin of Purdue University. Kanin examined 109 **** complaints registered in a Midwestern city from 1978 to 1987.

Of these, 45 were ultimately classified by the police as "false." Also based on police records, Kanin determined that 50 percent of the rapes reported at two major universities were "false."

Although Kanin offers solid research, I would need to see more studies with different populations before accepting the figure of 50 percent as prevalent; to me, the figure seems high.

But even a skeptic like me must credit a DNA exclusion rate of 20 percent that remained constant over several years when conducted by FBI labs. This is especially true when 20 percent more were found to be questionable.

False accusations are not rare. They are common.

Wendy McElroy is the editor of ifeminists.com and a research fellow for The Independent Institute in Oakland, Calif. She is the author and editor of many books and articles, including the new book, "Liberty for Women: Freedom and Feminism in the 21st Century" (Ivan R. Dee/Independent Institute, 2002). She lives with her husband in Canada.
Qualyxian Quest Feb 2023
More Batman than Superman
But the Fortress of Solitude appeals
Mr. Lau in Hong Kong
The Joker sees he squeals

Spider-Man has a hyphen
One that I forgot
Some good thing to do
Gonna help my brother Scott

Ryan is Virginia Tech
Was there with Michael Vick
Marc Cohn in Chicago
In my car is Moby ****

My Uncle Jack Purdue
His favorite band is Yes
Samantha James in London
And I did confess

         White tux. Black dress.
Qualyxian Quest Apr 2021
My uncle Jack is funny
Unique and a bit absurd

Purdue Boilermakers
Yes, the band he heard

I think that Toledo
Is more than meets the eye

My mom is buried there
Wonder where I'll die?

            Wonder how?
            Wonder why?
Qualyxian Quest Mar 2023
Protestant modernity
Not much for the mystical
Skyscrapers. World Wars.
Nukes.

They call Red Pine credulous
Superstitious
I like coincidences
Dislike pukes

Garrison Keillor
Purdue Glee Club
Purdon't
My Uncle Jack

F. Scott Fitzgerald
2 green lights
Minneapolis
Chi-Raq

    First Contact?

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