The UN was all abuzz
Everyone was talking cuz
Saddam has got a bomb
Oh, no way, the French they say
and that crazy El Baraday
Sitting out in some Paris cafe
All they say is he ain't got a bomb
But back in America, they know best
Cuz we're a better country than all the rest
And everyone there knows Saddams got a bomb
I'm in Israel on that day still in danger
just like yesterday
And the last Gulf war Saddam threw some Scuds our way
My husband, we argued
that week before you left
I said I'm afraid I agree with the French
You said better watch out
Cuz you got to stay and see
And they'll be Scuds landing right here on our street
Then with great courage you said " I can't stay,"
Got important business in the next days
And for two we really cannot pay
and I say "oh, that's OK"
I'm getting more Israeli every day
When it comes to bombs I'm quite blase
And besides I've always been really, really strong
But deep inside my mind there's something wrong
What if Saddams really got a bomb?
So off you flew to the United States
Where everything was peachy keen and safe and sound
And I was in the path of Scud that could hit the ground
Back in Haifa I'm up late
Patriot missiles up on the mountains those days
Aiming high, pointing out to Saddam's way
And I watch the TV nearly all day
over and over the UN they say
Saddam he really, really ain't got no bomb
My friends tell me they'll be a help to me
If the bombs fall we'll have a party
and we'll drink and laugh and eat cookies
all inside the bomb shelter, it will be fun you'll see
I waited in Haifa and watched TV
Listened for the sirens but none reached me
And watched a night time shock and awe Iraq block party
It looked kind of like a pretty morbid fourth of July
And daily life went on that day
even in the Jewish state
And you'd never know that a war was going on
And then they say he got away
And when the awe had gone very far away
And the shock and the blood were very, extremely dry
The coast was clear
You could dare to come near
My hero man
I see you don't give a ****
So you flew back to our fair city
and you have to face up to me and say
You're right, Saddam ain't got a bomb
No mushroom cloud
No cheering crowd
Just a dusty state
crumbling at a rapid rate
No bomb in sight, they looked with all their might
No matter where they went the couldn't find the scent
just the scared and the saved and really dead bodies
And all of us scared Israelis
And then the world it had to say
The French were right and so was El Baraday
Saddam doesn't really have a bomb
I went through all this
Without you to kiss
To be scared with
Or be calm with
And I realize now
if I can do this
without you by my side
with you I really don't need to hide
cuz I can really make it on my own
I think this is more of a song.