Life is Horror-Comedy and sometimes Film Noir, Other genres might be fun, but it's just not how things are.
Too Unpredictable for Rom-Coms But too Mundane for Fantasy Too much fun for Thrillers and Dramas, not Badass enough for Action (but almost enough Shooting Sprees) Too many Happy Endings To be a Tragedy But far from Enough to be *******
Life is *** and Drugs and Fear and Love the Need to Protect and the Need to Spill Blood It's Laughter and Song and things going Wrong Hits on your Enemies Hits from the **** Hitting on the Opposite *** Flirting with Danger Dancing with Death Life is... Hatred and Violence that Long, Awkward Silence When you work up the Courage to Deny them Compliance It is Heaven and Hell and Voodoo Love Spells from the Inception of Cells to the Old Funeral Bells There's Madness and Sadness and "Thank God! I'm Glad"-ness Life is Classy but Savage Full of Beauty and Damage.
Life would Honestly be Worthless without Comedy We'd never learn To Rock or Roll without the Music of the Soul and though there's too much Torture in everybody's Story We must admit without Horror Life would be Pretty Boring.
The title is something I say a lot. I felt like I could probably write a poem about it. And I could!