Empty bottles of coke faithfully littering the floor around my desk, bed, anything they can lay their hands on. A naive combination of sleeping pills and energy drinks On my nightstand, patiently waiting in anticipation, for their next chance at tempting me into submission, the poor man's deviled eggs with a side of Hennessy.
Ah, how great it would be, if the lonely bottles of water by my television could possibly purge me Or, maybe, offer a Depression-era baptismal service So I can find my peace of mind, as another bottle hits the floor.