Celebrating The impending train wreck Showing up doubtful Mourning the losses in advance A ticket to ride With an expiration date? Putting in an preorder for Refunds on congratulations Hoping this train doesn’t jump The tracks once it leaves the station You aren’t the conductor Or the passenger Step aside and watch Get out of the way Cringing, hoping and praying You can’t look away This is not a game Now pronounced farewell Yourselves will be to blame