Today I got taken out of my box and nuked for a dizzy-filled eight minutes, all my artificial byproducts, and something close to, but not quite called, meat melted and congealed together in a semi-appetizing way, just enough to be consumed in a famished **** of teeth, gums, and spittle, and here I now sit in a pit --purgatory's gut-- dreaming I was made of real pepperoni and sausage, running free in the open fields of DiGiorno.
Inspired by the poem "Monologue of What Was Once a Sunkist Orange" from fellow HP writer Yacov Mitchenko, which is a really good poem by-the-way.