Adults fight all the time, like children - So I should take the charge and grow up already! How might I do that exactly? Should I start by sipping a cup o' tea? Or take a swig from the bottle of whisky? Grow some hair on my face maybe?
But I still fancy chocolate milk on the side of animal-shaped biscuits while I plug my earphones in to cut out the domestic horror story
Don't fight in the presence of children. They will learn what they see. Or worse, turn out like me.