I always wondered what it would be like if, suddenly, one of those "famous internet people" would start liking me, hitting each and every one of my posts with one of their virtual emoji reactions, sharing my words and my soul all over their sordid walls, making me trendy and clickable, part of the same pretentious content that they're always displaying.
Will I feel sick (like I do every time I read what they're sayin' in their trendsetter social media universe) or will I feel proud?
Will I think that is a terrible waste of good procrastination or will I smile?
Will I roll my eyes, after looking at their "common garbage" or will I take a deep smell of the "beautiful bit flower that they seeded in their garden"?