What is it with some men? Is this what those nuptials meant? You are turned into his mother figure, A holy cow, housework, meals, rigour, Maybe there's no luck in love, So much for wedding doves, "I am not your mother!" I wished I yelled at another, Maybe I don't know how to train a man, Maybe a manual should come in a can, Then you could have twins in tins, Fully formed, no ***** pins! Maybe it is the male gender, They really want a nanny for their benders, Is this what those nuptials meant? What is with some men?