Cats are evil Dogs are good. Pigeons are winged rats. Pigs are food. Cows just stand there except when it rains Crickets are annoying And goldfish lack brains Mice are cute Rats are not Bears are fat and lazy Deers are shot. Polar bears seem lonely Wolves work in a pack Foxes are silent Parrots talk back Rabbits eat your garden Termites eat your home Turtles win the race Buffalos roam Hippos will **** you Panguins can't fly A hen is a girl A rooster is a guy So many creatures Each so unique If I was to write them all This poem would last a week!