So this is Autumn Don't make me laugh I remember a time when autumn was peaceful and calming and not this depressing piece of... Let me not finish that sentence I remember a time as a kid when I actually did cannonballs in. a giant pile of leaves decimating someone's hard work That was kind of evil now that I think about it I remember a time when i laid in the grass as the wind blew across my chubby cheeks Yes I do realize I just roasted myself But my point is this bull crap is not Autumn Since when has Autumn been so dull and crying nonstop as if it is sad In fact, I can recollect a single time during Autumn I stayed indoors staring out the window wondering why the sky is leaking this clear mystery fluid And this is supposed to be Autumn I can't remember a time I could looked into backyard a saw an entire tree of green leaves in November And this is supposed to be Autumn This isn't Autumn This is a disgrace