Let's finally see what helps One pill, Two pill, Three pill, Four Many colours for every mood An injection here or there A puff of smoke for you too Lets grab that razor blade See to that pain No? Still not working? Lets cut into your head shall we Take out your brain and shred it into a million red pieces And stare at yourself in the mirror for hours Until a smile appears A taunted simper A thoughtless tear No? Still not working? Lets grab ourselves some Janola A bit o' bleach and methylated spirits, Ought a do the trick! Gulp it back and listen to it gurgle With a tentative ear of suicidal tendency No? Still not working? Pop every pill, swig every spirit, Cut every main artery and mutilate your lungs See to that pain Now tell me, Is it working?