I got up and lighted a cigarette,
walked away to take a ****.
I was halfway through my cigarette,
by the time I finished taking a ****.

Sitting back down at the bar,
my notebook right in front of me.
Hearing sounds at the bar...
Hearing sounds from Jeopardy!

The three other people that were here,
sat evenly spaced between open seats.
The three other people all felt near,
when we shouted out questions at the TV.