Step:
✔ 1 Get a silly crush (something to compare later feelings with.)
✔ 2 Move on, it's a silly crush
✔ 3 Live on the outskirts of social interaction for a couple years
✔ 4 Find a girl who makes you smile for no reason
✔ 5 Wait a while, holding on to that feeling.
✔ 6 This is no silly crush (you can compare, remember?)
✔ 7 Tell her about it
✔ 8 Watch her fall in love with a player
✔ 9 Suffocate
✔ 10 Move away to college, miss her
✔ 11 Find a shady man in appropriate alley
✔ 12 Purchase lethal substance
13 Use it