Deadwood Haiku: Poems

a fool and his gold

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

a fool and his gold

it won't be worry
weighing me down, but bags of
our recovered gold!

#haiku #deadwood #bromgarrett

ain't equal

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ain't equal

an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced

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#swearengen

Al has a lot on his mind

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Al has a lot on his mind

I'm so ******' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat

#haiku #johnny #deadwood #swearengen

all the fuck we need

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

all the **** we need

no unauthorized
****** cinnamon, that is
all the **** we need

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#dan #dority

amalgamation and capital

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

amalgamation and capital

amalgamation
and capital takes one right
through the ******' head

Charlie Utter

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another invite

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

another invite

another invite!
******' hearst must take me for
a ******' optimist

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

ants inside that wall

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

ants inside that wall

they got soldier ants
and worker ants and ***** ants
right inside that wall

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#johnny

asshole 2.0

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******* 2.0

the coward who killed
Wild Bill returned a bigger
******* than before

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#jack #mccall #deadwoodhaiku #wolcott

assume and pour

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

assume and pour

you see me empty
then do not pause and inquire
but assume and pour

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

a weight

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

a weight

i'm a weapon or
perhaps a weight to drop on
villains from above

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#jacklangrishe

beholden

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

beholden

i stand before you
today beholden to no
human *******

Deadwood haiku

#ellsworth

Bullock's horse

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Bullock's horse

he said he just ******
off on its leg, but I think
Steve ****** Bullock's horse

#haiku #horse #steve #deadwood #bullock

canned peaches

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

canned peaches

an' if you ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches

johnny burns

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canoe

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

canoe

how 'bout the canoe?
did you know that that had been
******' invented?

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#swearengen

cat piss smell

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

cat **** smell

you ain't right, Jimmy
lyin' causes cat **** smell
thievin' *******

#haiku #deadwood #jimmyirons #alswearengen

change

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

change

change ain't looking for

******' friends, change calls the tune

we ******' dance to

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen

club of most of us

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

club of most of us

don't feel christ's love as
you used to? join the ******'
club of most of us

Deadwood haiku

#calamityjane

cup 'em for comfort

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

cup 'em for comfort

i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort

Calamity Jane

#haiku #deadwood

declining years

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

declining years

ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ***

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#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

digestive crisis

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

digestive crisis

please, sir, a moment's
silence, i am having a
digestive crisis

#haiku #deadwood #ebfarnum

don't know, just metcha

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

don't know, just metcha

come on, wild bill, how
stupid do you think I am?
don't know, just metcha

Deadwood haiku

#wildbillhickok #jackmccall

don't ride stagecoach

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

don't ride stagecoach

who i intend to
**** don't ride stagecoach 'cause it
makes her ******' puke

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#dandority

do then

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

do then

do then please forgive
me, for ******' christ's sake! do
then please forgive me

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

egg-hatched

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

egg-hatched

could you have been born
Richardson, and not egg-hatched
as I had assumed?

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

ever been beaten, Merrick?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ever been beaten, Merrick?

once, when I thought I
had smallpox, Doc Cochran slapped
me across the face

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/even-been-beaten-merrick.html

#deadwoodhaiku #merrick

every bully

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

every bully

every bully
can't shut up except when he
is ******' afraid

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

fanatic for fire wagons

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

fanatic for fire wagons

i'm not fanatic
for fire wagons like all the
other five year olds

Deadwood haiku

#stevethedrunk

feign stupidity

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

feign stupidity

do you only feign
stupidity while plotting
ways to madden me?

Deadwood haiku

#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

florence nightingale, joanie stubbs

florence nightingale,
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs
is a *******

Leon

#haiku #deadwood

flying hipster

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

flying hipster

a hidden pothole
flying hipster bellyflops
onto the sidewalk

#haiku

fuckin' amateur night

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

******' amateur night

******' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
******' work, ya know

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

fuckin' hobby

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

******' hobby

i'd hate to think you're
this good at something that's just
a ******' hobby

#haiku #deadwood #alswearengen #georgehearst

fuck the rooms you rent #1

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** the rooms you rent #1

I'm back! Well, your room
has been re-rented... ******* and
**** the rooms you rent

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane #ebfarnum

Gabriel's trumpet

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Gabriel's trumpet

Gabriel's trumpet
Will produce you from the ***
Of a pig, E.B.

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#haiku #deadwood

give some back

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

give some back

pain or damage don't
end the world, stand it like a
man and give some back

#swearengen

goin' wrong

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

goin' wrong

i have come back from
plenty of **** that looked like
it was goin' wrong

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

got god

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

got god

either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ***

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#swearengen #johnnyburns

go with the strangeness

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

go with the strangeness

go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage

cy tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

gruesome goo

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

gruesome goo

inside his skull
the phantoms grin out at me
oozing gruesome goo

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#ebfarnum

half price

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

half price

God bless those poor souls
also, *****'s half price the
next fifteen minutes

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

hang dai

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

hang dai

Wu's dope was stolen
one white cocksucka, no two
Wu Swedgin hang dai

#haiku #dope #mr #deadwood #wu

hull of bullshit

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hull of *******

swearengen's put the
paperman's boat to sea with
a hull of *******

Cy Tolliver

#haiku #deadwood

hypocrite cocksuckers

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

hypocrite *******

they are hypocrite
******* and they're goin'
for our ******' nuts

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

i am NOT

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i am NOT

i am not on his
timetable or at his beck
and ******' call

Deadwood haiku

#bullock

I am stupidest

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

I am stupidest

let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when I
try to be funny

Deadwood haiku

#swearengen

i am, you are

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

i am, you are

but i am good at
first ******' impressions and
you're a ******' ****

Charlie Utter

#haiku #deadwood

idiots

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

idiots

people angry at
their difficulties act like
******' idiots

Bullock

#haiku #deadwood

I fucked up

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

I ****** up

it's not what I said
but what I didn't that will
forever haunt me

i'll take the whiskey

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

i'll take the whiskey

i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in

adams

#haiku #deadwood

i'm not the fine man you take me for

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

i'm not the fine man you take me for

i'm not the fine man
you take me for... i owe nine
dollars to a *****

Some Broken-Necked Hooplehead

#haiku #deadwood