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Feb 2017 · 489
you'll never learn
Deadwood Haiku Feb 2017
kid yourself 'bout your
behavior and you'll never
learn a ******' thing
swearengen
Dec 2016 · 621
murder
Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016
do not ****** me
as i sleep and i will not
try to ****** you
steve the drunk
Dec 2016 · 444
the reason for the thing
Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016
and if you have a
thing, the reason for the thing
is that you have it
Apr 2016 · 1.0k
molar rotted
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016
prostrated by the
agonies of the ******, a
molar rotted through
farnum
Apr 2016 · 1.2k
lament
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016
'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament
swearengen
Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015
i'm not the fine man
you take me for... i owe nine
dollars to a *****
Some Broken-Necked Hooplehead
Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015
don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from
Swearengen
Aug 2015 · 1.3k
the palate rebels
Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015
a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels
Swearengen
Jul 2015 · 1.2k
last extremity
Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015
a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of ****
swearengen
Jul 2015 · 983
i'll take the whiskey
Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015
i can offer you
whiskey or some water i
just washed my face in
adams
Jul 2015 · 1.6k
fuckin' amateur night
Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015
******' amateur
night... there's some people gotta
******' work, ya know
Swearengen
Jun 2015 · 1.1k
ratify my will
Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015
elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!
georgehearst
Jun 2015 · 1.4k
repeat
Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015
do not repeat back
to me what i just said in
diff'rent ******' words
george hearst
Jun 2015 · 1.1k
canned peaches
Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015
an' if you ain't et
dessert yet, don't, al done broke
out the canned peaches
johnny burns
Jun 2015 · 707
no peer
Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015
the chinawoman's
****** has no peer, the python
its only rival
cy tolliver
Jun 2015 · 907
go with the strangeness
Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015
go with the strangeness
take it head on and turn it
to your advantage
cy tolliver
May 2015 · 1.5k
another invite
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
another invite!
******' hearst must take me for
a ******' optimist
Swearengen
May 2015 · 815
yeah, that's what it says
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
come watch the speeches
with me on my veranda
yeah, that's what it says
Adams
May 2015 · 1.6k
the clergical discount
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?
Leon
May 2015 · 990
unnatural impulse
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped,
unnatural impulse
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.3k
wash and stack, shitmonkey!
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
that's your attitude?
wash and stack, you shitmonkey,
or prepare for worse
EB Farnum
May 2015 · 1.4k
why say, "uh oh"?
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
if you do not mean
to explain yourself, why say
anything at all?
EB Farnum
May 2015 · 916
mind the muck
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.2k
the day's affair
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair
Calamity Jane
May 2015 · 1.4k
assume and pour
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
you see me empty
then do not pause and inquire
but assume and pour
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.1k
mid-thrust
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
trouble earlier
might've found you mid-****** in
other business
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.3k
storybook
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
i'll pop from the wall
like in a storybook and
tend to your johnson
Trixie
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
florence nightingale,
she is a nurse; joanie stubbs
is a *******
Leon
May 2015 · 6.3k
what is "deadwood haiku"?
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
deadwood haiku is
exactly what the **** it
sounds like, *******
May 2015 · 921
i am, you are
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
but i am good at
first ******' impressions and
you're a ******' ****
Charlie Utter
May 2015 · 1.3k
cup 'em for comfort
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort
Calamity Jane
May 2015 · 930
what for?
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
you're about to take
a beatin' for every time
i've been asked "what for?"
Dan Dority
May 2015 · 1.2k
amalgamation and capital
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
amalgamation
and capital takes one right
through the ******' head
Charlie Utter
May 2015 · 1.4k
the instruments they use
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
the instruments they
use to **** people can then
be turned against them
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.6k
hypocrite cocksuckers
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
they are hypocrite
******* and they're goin'
for our ******' nuts
Swearengen
May 2015 · 1.1k
pity the brute beast
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
pity the brute beast
who pits his cunning against
the nagger general's
naggergeneral
May 2015 · 1.4k
keep your hat on
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
with all these rumors
swirling around you how do
you keep your hat on?
Cy Tolliver
May 2015 · 1.3k
hull of bullshit
Deadwood Haiku May 2015
swearengen's put the
paperman's boat to sea with
a hull of *******
Cy Tolliver
Apr 2015 · 2.2k
idiots
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
people angry at
their difficulties act like
******' idiots
Bullock
Apr 2015 · 588
I fucked up
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
it's not what I said
but what I didn't that will
forever haunt me
Apr 2015 · 2.8k
flying hipster
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
a hidden pothole
flying hipster bellyflops
onto the sidewalk
Apr 2015 · 1.8k
the ambulators
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
the most informal
and disorganized of clubs -
the ambulators!
Merrick
Apr 2015 · 436
beholden
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
i stand before you
today beholden to no
human *******
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 262
don't know, just metcha
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
come on, wild bill, how
stupid do you think I am?
don't know, just metcha
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 382
in my fist
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
gibbering like a
simian, brandishing my
privates in my fist
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 326
who am i?
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
i'm the guy, next time
you see me you better take
a different tone
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 293
got god
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ***
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 382
trust
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
it's full of lyin'
thievin' ******* that you
just can't trust at all
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 2.1k
gruesome goo
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
inside his skull
the phantoms grin out at me
oozing gruesome goo
Deadwood haiku
Apr 2015 · 553
ants inside that wall
Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015
they got soldier ants
and worker ants and ***** ants
right inside that wall
Deadwood haiku
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