Deadwood Haiku: Poems

in-law cunts

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

in-law *****

****** in-law *****
sent the ******' Pinkertons
shitheel *******

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#haiku #deadwood #inlawcunts

in my fist

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

in my fist

gibbering like a
simian, brandishing my
privates in my fist

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#ebfarnum

i wish

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

i wish

i wish you wouldn't
smoke. i wish, when asleep, you
wouldn't snore and ****

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#trixie

Jews?

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Jews?

Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant ******'
*****! Juice! Not Jews, juice!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/jews.html

#haiku #deadwood #wu #swearengen

just farted

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

just farted

and this here is the
*** of a drunken shitbird
yeah, I just farted

#haiku #deadwood #calamityjane

keep tryin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

keep tryin'

Jane ain't with me 'cause
she's a drunken ******' mess
but I'll keep tryin'

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#deadwoodhaiku #charlieutter

keep your hat on

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

keep your hat on

with all these rumors
swirling around you how do
you keep your hat on?

Cy Tolliver

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lament

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

lament

'twas all on account
of some handsome young woman
i weep and lament

swearengen

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last extremity

Deadwood Haiku Jul 2015

last extremity

a human being
in his last extremity
is a bag of ****

swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

learnin' fuckin' nothin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

learnin' ******' nothin'

it is the learnin'
******' nothin', my friend, that
keeps me lookin' young

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#jacklangrishe

life is

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

life is

that's what the **** life
is - just one vile ******' task
after another

#haiku #deadwood #swearengen

mid-thrust

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mid-******

trouble earlier
might've found you mid-****** in
other business

Swearengen

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mind the muck

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

mind the muck

mind the muck of the
thoroughfare center, debates
are on for tonight

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

molar rotted

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2016

molar rotted

prostrated by the
agonies of the ******, a
molar rotted through

farnum

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more than that hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

more than that hole

what in god's name is
going on? i inquire as
to more than that hole

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#haiku #deadwood #awmerrick

Mornin'

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Mornin'

Mornin', gentlemen!
Mornin'! The best time of day
To go **** yourself

#haiku #deadwood #dandority

motherfuck

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

*******

he ******* me!
I will ******* you and
then BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

http://deadwoodhaiku.blogspot.com/2015/03/*******.html

#bullock #stevethedrunk #*******

mother-love

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

mother-love

mother-love really
is murderous hatred and
desire for revenge

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#ebfarnum

murder

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

******

do not ****** me
as i sleep and i will not
try to ****** you

steve the drunk

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murderers

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

murderers

what if that's the door
to our joint? what's that make the
X's? murderers

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#swearengen

no goddam idea

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

no ****** idea

you have no ******
idea how badly you're
******' boring me

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#swearengen

no peer

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

no peer

the chinawoman's
****** has no peer, the python
its only rival

cy tolliver

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not with mexico yet to be heard from

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

not with mexico yet to be heard from

don't spread your legs for
'em yet, not with mexico
yet to be heard from

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

ointment

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

ointment

**** you, richardson
i'd like to use your ointment
to suffocate you

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#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

one scintilla

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

one scintilla

i could sniff this all
you want, boss, but I ain't got
one scintilla

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#haiku #deadwood #dandority

or whatever

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

or whatever

go ahead and sponge
my **** or whatever you
******' people do

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#calamityjane

piss puddle

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

**** puddle

oh no, a **** puddle!
i must not have seen that there
when seating myself

#calamityjane

pity the brute beast

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

pity the brute beast

pity the brute beast
who pits his cunning against
the nagger general's

naggergeneral

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pray away then, moron!

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

pray away then, *****!

praying for Bullock?
pray away then, *****, for
all the harm you'll do!

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#ebfarnum

ratify my will

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

ratify my will

elections cannot
inconvenience me, they
ratify my will!

georgehearst

#haiku #deadwood

repeat

Deadwood Haiku Jun 2015

repeat

do not repeat back
to me what i just said in
diff'rent ******' words

george hearst

#haiku #deadwood

Simpleton

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

Simpleton

I loved my mother
My father didn't liked me
Time to stew the muck

#haiku #deadwood #richardson

spawned

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

spawned

I'm imagining
the pool that spawned you, I am
filling it with rocks

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#haiku #deadwood #richardson #ebfarnum

still hope

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

still hope

you know there's still hope
when you can find your idle
****** reading Scripture

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#cytolliver

storybook

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

storybook

i'll pop from the wall
like in a storybook and
tend to your johnson

Trixie

#haiku #deadwood

the ambulators

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

the ambulators

the most informal
and disorganized of clubs -
the ambulators!

Merrick

#haiku #deadwood

the carin' sort

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the carin' sort

we're the carin' sort
and furthermore, we don’t give
a **** who knows it

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#dandority

the center

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the center

you ain't the center
of the universe, don't that
lead you to despair?

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#haiku #deadwoodhaiku #hearst #swearengen

the clergical discount

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the clergical discount

have you heard about
the clergical discount on
wheel and faro both?

Leon

#haiku #deadwood

The Color

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

The Color

gold confers power
power comes to any man
who has The Color

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#georgehearst

the day's affair

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the day's affair

i drink what i am
able, if that comes to much
that's the day's affair

Calamity Jane

#haiku #deadwood

the instruments they use

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

the instruments they use

the instruments they
use to **** people can then
be turned against them

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

the necessities i accept

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the necessities i accept

the necessities
i accept make me outcast
isn’t that foolish?

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#georgehearst

the palate rebels

Deadwood Haiku Aug 2015

the palate rebels

a pinch of truth must
season every falsehood or
the palate rebels

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

the promise i bring

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

the promise i bring

the truth that i know,
the promise i bring, make me
outcast, pariah

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#georgehearst

the reason for the thing

Deadwood Haiku Dec 2016

the reason for the thing

and if you have a
thing, the reason for the thing
is that you have it

#haiku #deadwood

trust

Deadwood Haiku Apr 2015

trust

it's full of lyin'
thievin' ******* that you
just can't trust at all

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#dandority

unnatural impulse

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

unnatural impulse

that's out of scale and
proportion, and it's a warped,
unnatural impulse

Swearengen

#haiku #deadwood

useful advance/let me see your hole

Deadwood Haiku Mar 2015

useful advance/let me see your hole

let me see your hole
in the wall, sir, which I find
a useful advance

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#haiku #deadwood #hearst #alswearengen

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

Deadwood Haiku May 2015

wash and stack, shitmonkey!

that's your attitude?
wash and stack, you shitmonkey,
or prepare for worse

EB Farnum

#haiku #deadwood