She was the only Non-Native
On staff in a parochial school,
Reservation in Montana...
The school nurse,
Working in her office,
Fighter of colds and flu,
Coverer of scrapes and bruises,
Pre-medicine expert...
A little girl stopped in to say,
"You gonna come to Mass today?"
"No, I'm a Protestant,"
Just then another student walked in:
"You going to Mass?"
"No! She's a *******!"
Said girl one.
And so it goes....
Can't make this stuff up.