Call me an evil wizard
The way I'm a neck-romancer

Your maiden calls me warlock
'Cause I gave her an Eldritch Blast

Call me crazy
The way I straight jack it
-Socrates

door opened
door shut, then locked
first morning urges
body greets the dawn

toilet seat up
pants unzipped
waste tube carefully aimed
flow turned on

trickling stream
becomes rushed torrent
small splashes
leave no mark

on steep polished porcelain walls
water slowly turning
clear to yellow
light to dark

liquid waste
flushed down the drain
shows signs
of dehydration

advising body
drink more water
restart the cycle
of urination

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Pmo
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Ikiab
Sybau
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Slimer? That's what they called me in high school

I write so hard you can call me ambidextrous
'Cause I'm left handed like a liberal glove
I'm the goat

I ball so hard you'd think I have titanium testies
I'm like the second coming of LeBron
I'm the goat

My game is so strong I'm like if the Monopoly Man was hot
I got pull like a big *** magnet
I'm the goat

I'm so far at the top it's like I'm always spinning
I spin cause I got so much motion
I'm the goat

I am you, you're the goat too
Doubt is just the voices of your haters trying to drag you down
The only person you need to listen to is yourself
You're the goat twin