Haiku

5-Well you dont say... its your birthday Mr Buddy.....
7- Time to take my mr PP......
5- Mr Birthday Blurjy.....

5-I wish I could reproduce
7-I wish my **** was a waterfall
5-I wish I could get an *******

5 - Want to be buddies?
7 - Mr. Buddy Two Shoes Please...
5 - Please be my buddy...

5-Hello Mr. Chippppp, I'm ready....
7-It is time to dine Mr Buddy.....
5-Are you an MR CT Buddy?

lil haiku
i whiipped up:)

5-you will need your mittens Mr. Tu Bishva't...
7- "hot! hot! on the dot! Smelly *******....."
5-Mr. Pp is off his rocker tonight.....

5- Are you an Mr. CT?
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka...
5-Please do not touch me there....

5 - Mr Buddy loves lakes...
7 - I am the same as you dude...
5 - Mr Lake Minnetonka.....

5 - I am Mr. Haiku
7- Want to be my Mr Buddy?
5- Mr Lake Minnetonka............

A circle is round.
It has no ends.
Thats how long I've been living with Mesothelioma.

5-Mr Buddy you are not allowed here....
7-Mr Buddy your kind is not welcome here...
5- Mr PP put ya **** back in ur pants !!!

5- how much will it be Mr. Halfie.....
7-the wind silenced the night......
5- Will you be my Mr Buddy......?

5- Mr. Buddy wait for me.....
7- Time for dinner Mr. PP.....
5-Mr. Lake Minnetonka.......

5- Give me mas Mr Buddy....
7- I am from the waters of Lake Minnetonka!:-)
5- Will u be my MR Buddy 2 shoes.....

If he could talk what would he say?
If she could talk what would she say?
If it could speak where would it stray.......
I speak for Lucifer.

Shopping for a new winter jacket,

$250,

**** it,

Take it up to the register,

That'll be $150,

I go:

I'm Sorry...?

Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.

I go:

....Oh, you're sorry.