here comes the buzz
here comes the feed
don't bother with facts
there's really no need
if you're looking for stories
to sensationalize
if you need entertainment
just fill it with lies
and where we are going
is anyone's guess
as we fill in the byline
with anonymous
saying we heard it from sources
we can not confirm
but it still is our hope
you believe every word
though you may have your doubts
about what you just read
we've still placed that thought
inside of your head
I know I'm supposed to be off but there's too many juicy current events not to rhyme about!