"upvote" poems
Tee hee, look at me!
Tight little ***** hey can you see?
Not a tan line on me!
I bask nakedly! Tee hee, tee hee!
Pay attention to me!
Tee hee hee, bikini hangin' free
Grab that thing of sunscreen oil
And rub it on freely!
Now I shine reflectively! Tee hee!
Tee hee is not just words to me
It's more a way of life, you see
Each **** that bounces bouncily
Says to the world, tee bouncy hee hee hee
So please upvote my poem, it's free
And score a point for li'l ol' me
Being so single hurts sorely!
Help a girl out, tee hee hee!
Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 6:44 AM UTC
For almost 2 days, now, I have been wondering what has been going on.
I can't upvote and comment on poems, and most poems that I see posted have no view counts.
By now one would have hoped that the fallen would gotten back on their feet.
I just wish there was a voice out there, somewhere, instead of speculating.
Logan Robertson
6/02/20
Jun 2, 2020
Jun 2, 2020 at 9:10 PM UTC
The game played no longer how it once was
No votes on new posts
don't check the trends
or check your own for views and comments
The substantive roaming data of broken WiFi connections
Mangle your jangling words, hide your swollen faces behind forced smiles, Rembrandt bastardisations or smeared oil paintings of the black soul(less) beasts that lurk in satiate tree shadows fawned over the lawnmower blue cycle rinse washed acid soaked daydream ***** slap nation
So you revere the works once read on poetical facsimile sites
only to smear words of younger wordsmith wrangled teen angst
and now in your age and ardor it seems advantageous to judge
But then that will leave you hollow inside
or in fact, you could jump from a tall building only to bounce off the concrete into a children's pool and drown there in three inches of **** coloured rain water
But so instead the workload decreases as your dementia bedpost nightmares
all come aflutter
The laced lily white throng of petal pinched patterns masks
the marked men on their dusty knees
There, watch how heads explode
or listen to foley artists rendering the lacquered finish of the watermelon headjuice
Make up words
or make up lies
Wear make-up daily, earn some prize
or don't
I don't care
idc
idk
Resemble rhyme or reason
Disassemble the times and season
Return to pejorative pretensions, rants in verse verse verse verse prose format and **** the rest
Or simply return to the old ways of playing the game
Upvote this, and maybe they'll take interest
Comment here
return one there
Use tags, hashtags, wash rags, fat slags, arm chair fat cats
But always separated by spaces, prettyblankspaces
No, I don't do slam poetry, I'm too white and not nearly rich enough to not care
Reassemble the times and season, maybe make sense of it
Maybe not
Just don't let them become a passing trend, please
Jan 26, 2015
Jan 26, 2015 at 12:23 PM UTC
After days of sleep and always staying indoors
I stepped outside then the rain began to pour
The irony, I thought.. I looked up at the sky and yelled
“Anything more?!”
The raindrops began to hit the pavement
What a strange scent, the cold rain on hot cement
I already committed to going out I couldn’t go back now
But back inside my shelter I went
I didn’t have an umbrella or raincoat
I wanted to go back on steemit, read articles and upvote
Scroll through that one tab on the front page, called promote
But I’ve already committed on going out today,
I even jotted it down on my “to do” note
So I got my car keys, jean jacket and phone
I started to drive to some place new, unknown
My first instinct was to start driving to visit her
Bring flowers and say hi to her gravestone
I fought my urge and went towards the coast
Radio on low, I thought about what I missed most
I parked on a hill overlooking the ocean
“Torrey Pines” it said on the signpost
I followed a walkway that was paved with stones
It was nice to be outdoors on my own
I kept wanting to stay indoors and postpone
accepting life without her
soft skin, gold hoops, french cologne
fragile bones
Worst part about it is I lost my best friend
It's devastating, I'm not going to pretend
my world is shattered but they keep telling me,
“time will mend”
Apr 16, 2018
Apr 16, 2018 at 2:49 AM UTC