Shinchan, Shinchan we are his fan
He’s a tot but swanks as a man

He is too minute and he is so cute
Shot in the arm can put you in dispute

He pranks and clanks with pals or alone
Be it his school or be it his home

Mitsy his mom shouts as a norm
Harry his dad scouts to reform

Pranks and clanks both gets flop
When Mitsy gives him a pop on his top

Our fun gathers when he does not stop
And another one goes on top on his pop

Pops and shops is what he gets from his mom
We never go sad be whatever his form

Shinchan, Shinchan we are his fan
We will love him as much as we can

The day we got a discusting cat



You see when my grandmother lost her two cats
Named mitsy and Trudy, she was so devastated as can be
So my cousins Mark and David found a cat on the side of the road
And decided to give it to my grandmother
And mind you, it seemed a good idea
Yeah at first the cat looked very cute
But after a while it was horrible little thing
You see my brother picked it up
And it **** all over him and I was thinking serves you right for picking him up, mate
And then my brother put it down and went to the bathroom
And washed the smell out of his hands
And the cat tried to jump on me, but I said to the cat *******
You are a timid little beast, you deserve to be taken to the bush
And sent to greener pastures,
And yes, we'll sing born free to him
Or ding **** the cat is dead, you see
I **** on people and he scratched and bite
Yeah he was a horrible nasty, very discusting cat
And the moment we got rid of the cat, the family were saved
Thanks for small mercy's


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Way back in the year 2013
Brian Allan heard voices from far and wide
It started with his father Barry and brother Chris all driving around his mind
Saying come on come on
Come with us and we will show you fun and Brian was jumping up and down writing letters on the computer trying to get these rotten voices out of his mind because Brian wanted to run so he can lose weight and feel good about himself
And as Brian ran he said to the cool people I wanna be famous and they sarcastically said you want to be famous used as a tease
Then as he went inside he heard his father driving up above saying I would rather die rather than help you through it
And he said I will die I will die
This made Brian worry because he was trying to get on with his dad Just to hear him say that
Then Brian sat down and suddenly all these voices were flying around hid head
Voices of family brother dad and mum voices of uncle Stan and daphne snd Kevin from the other side and granny flying around making hot cross buns
Even if she never cooked them before
Brian's mate Patrick Being the long lost mate  and lucky and muscles fluffy and snoopy and
And lady and Mitsy snd Trudy
And then his mate denial said
Mate you should not worry about your voices all you need to listen to calm music and the voice of Cath kershal who was my boss at work saying
You shouldn't work tomorrow if you feel the way you do Just get better and then as I was throwing my stuff over the balcony I heard voices from neighbours saying graham Thorne would not do this he was only a kid when he died
And I was throwing stuff out
Using it as fuel to send the house right up to the clouds and all the voices o heard will be coming up to join me and
I can sit up here looking down on the Mother Earth saying
I want to be up here never to return to earth
When I do go to earth I will go to woolies to steal a coke and
Leave the money on the ground
For the homeless people to pick up
So they can have something each day to eat
While I'll go back and watch heaven cam on every house in the world
But there was two more visitors
To bring the Canberra sports kids toward me
First it was a couple of Maoris and I was feeling the pressures of being poor was leaving
My body and I drank my coke saying I am going off to kick a football with the Canberra sports kids and the Maoris left
And then after 10 minutes I was still making noise
So the police came and they stood watching me as the Canberra sports kids were moving into my body
And just when I had my brother and dad and mum and Patrick
And Stan and Kevin and daphne
And the Canberra sports kids
As well as having a perfect HD
Earth cam perfect tv System
The police wouldn't rest till they arrested me and taken me off to the psych ward
Placed on a psychiatric treatment order
I went to the base ball my last time I went to Sydney and dad died
People die fellas people die fellas

Aaah Precious Panic



Precious panic cuckold of chambray
Blug the plug the blunt puck notwithstanding humming randy feral & smug
In a day I sought due recourse for killed an'mitsy all 'a' brightened and layed
But the ghosts of Mithril citadels and ghouls and wraiths danced of it in the forever more
Not by once or dawning hurt blank souls revenant from Hades
But the grief derived denizens reprieve the good book and armistice were born of it and ...the various shades
East rassled the wisps the vines curdled and cuddled beasts bane beats of the heart that cuts loose
re-countanance floor to columns' heights through the rain
I not Holier I than the trenchaunt sly folio that's I standing with I in spite of myself
Such good waits for cues on heinous delving redundancies
as easily as it was first thought to be by pain and panic.... cast out