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Pedro munoz Jan 2016
I am yours and you are mine
If that is ever denied I hope I am the first to hear
Keir, let me make this clear
The color of your eyelashes matches my eyes so perfectly it is undeniably certain that we will always compromise
That does not mean we will see eye to eye
But the flutter of your blond lashes
 and the love in my almond colored eyes will compliment each other
Like two school kids who have discovered playground love
Or a passing airplane through a clouded sky
It's not a fortunate accident
It did not fall from the heavenly sky
Luck has no part in it
It is a series of unconscious events that lead to a very conscious decision
This is effort and planning
With a very innocent motive
You are my hard work and commitment
That is so uncommon in my train of thoughts
It is a foreign pattern that I learned while I was abroad
And you are my sweet relic to prove my journey was real.
Yenson Aug 2022
Hahaha hahaha
they keep them down to stay up
oh common salts oh labourers
oh you you you and you
just do as we tell you
you are the pawns
you are cannon fodders

we will magic you all
create divisions and distractions
we will grace you with delusions and illusions
we will feed you lies
distortion amid misinformation
make you fight yourselves
as we line our pockets

hahahaha look at that one
he is greedy so go get him
he is taking your birthright
so call the nihilists and make his life hell
go show people power and red democracy
so do as we tell you because we own you
you have no will of your own

we are the leaders
and we cream from the top
the salts will never learn so let them
heckle and bay from the shop floor
lets keep on fooling and brainwashing them
they are too stupid and easy to manipulate
we just make them look the wrong way
as we fill our boots
yes comrades go fight one small black man
its your revolution salts
hahaha






LOSING THE PLOT Sir Keir Starmer hid secret land ownership from Commons chiefs for eight years

SIR Keir Starmer hid a secret land ownership worth tens of thousands of pounds from Commons chiefs for eight years.

The Labour leader was finally forced to admit he was the true owner of a seven-acre field in Oxted, Surrey, during a probe by the Commons Standards Commissioner.

Sir Keir has now had to apologise for not revealing the plot — purchased for his poorly mum to graze donkeys — was held in his name.

Sir Keir acquired the land in 1996 when he was a well-heeled lawyer, and claimed he had “gifted” it to his late parents.

But his name was on the title deeds — and he is now in the process of flogging it.

Last night a Labour Party spokesman said: “Keir was unaware the field’s value had increased above the declarable limit.
Boris likes to stroke his Mogg
Merkel loves a hot Macron
David Davis hates to Barnier
Keir Starmer gels with Garnier

May adores her slimy Gove
While Corbyn woos the Abbott
Liz Truss? Such angry sourpuss
Herself to champion loudly fuss

And Greening's not for leaning
Against the Brexit so opposed
Sajid wants a blimp of Trump
Which has given Donald the ****

Whilst in the gilt historic chair
We’ve a bent partisanal ******
Cash grabbing John the squeaker
Bercow! How in hell are you still Speaker?

Now when speaking of selfish greed
Travel. Duck houses. Second homes, and such
Let’s remember; as not to would be unfair
That glib arrogant war-monger; Blair

I’ve had enough of all of them
The Blunts. The Hunts. The useless…
Pieces of flotsam and jetsom
Don’t even start me on Leadsom!


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Yenson Oct 2022
Blame the rich blame the Entrepreneurs and Elites
all you want is votes
Play the masses against each other and plant distrusts
all you want is their votes
Keep them down to make them victims
all you want is their votes
Discourage Aspirations and make them stupid
all you want is their votes
Lie to them with lurid tales fool and blindside them
all you want is their votes
Create doubts instability and divisions amongst the rank
all you want is their votes
Intimidate bully smear and discredit those that tell the truths
all you want is their votes
Hide all your biases and privileges and accuse others of
privileges and biases
Get power, make token gestures, lame others, leave office
and your loot awaits
Severance pay, Resettlement Grants, Golden Pensions
book Tours, Corporate Advisory positions, Speeches and
Lecturing Tours, Consultancies and free Membership of Golf clubs
and around two hundred quid a day for attendance at the House
of Lords
Of course you are not a superficial black man
You are a superficial white man and a superficial labour man
of the superficial working classes serving superficially





IT was a good speech from Sir Keir Starmer at the Labour conference.

OK, there weren’t many jokes. But that’s because he’s not generally a barrel of laughs, is he?

There was, for once, a bit of passion in his delivery.

But then, off stage, we had the antics of the odious Rupa Huq.

The Labour MP described the Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng as being “superficially” black.

What Huq meant was that you can only be properly black if you sign up to Rupa’s victim charter.

If you’re successful and black and don’t believe left-wing gibberish you’re not really black at all.

Huq has rightly been suspended by the party and has apologised.

But it’s a reminder that while Starmer has done a fine job of making his party electable, it is still full to the brim with racists like Rupa Huq.
If you wonder why some people are targets to be totally destroyed because they say it as it is, this is why, comrades. We want shepple not smart Alec's who do not know their place, Anyway not to worry we keep the masses occupied enough chasing their tails and fantasizing about revolution and battering the rich to pay attention to some superficial coconut. Do you think some half illiterate Comprehensive youth understand a quarter of all this. Let them eat cakes boyos!!
And one more government promise that someday might surface,
and they may make good on their word,

'A Handbag?'
oh dearie don't be absurd.

The Oscar goes to Keir Starmer for a fine bit of acting.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 22
Deutszland Uber Ales,
myth, French Resistance
to rendezvous @ Paris.

Der Spiegel said that
they are two lame ducks
only fit for Fois Gras.

Von Der Lie Then, said
President ******* Up est
un chat parmi les pigeons.

Keir Stammering congratulated
Trumpets inauguration despite
calling him a **** in 2024.

Kentucky Fried Chicken are
giving a free wishbone with
every left wing purchase.

McDonalds are offering GMO
French Fries to asylum seekers
who voted for Camala Chameleon.

The Gulf Stream which influences
the European climate will be metered
after name change to Gulf of America.

MAGA is happening because Donny T
has bigger ***** than the bronze bull of
Wall St. & **** those who put him down.

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