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"keir" poems
Boris likes to stroke his Mogg Merkel loves a hot Macron David Davis hates to Barnier Keir Starmer gels with Garnier May adores her slimy Gove While Corbyn woos the Abbott Liz Truss? Such angry sourpuss Herself to champion loudly fuss And Greening's not for leaning Against the Brexit so opposed Sajid wants a blimp of Trump Which has given Donald the **** Whilst in the gilt historic chair We’ve a bent partisanal ****** Cash grabbing John the squeaker Bercow! How in hell are you still Speaker? Now when speaking of selfish greed Travel. Duck houses. Second homes, and such Let’s remember; as not to would be unfair That glib arrogant war-monger; Blair I’ve had enough of all of them The Blunts. The Hunts. The useless… Pieces of flotsam and jetsom Don’t even start me on Leadsom! ©pofacedpoetry (Billy Reynard-Bowness 2018 – All rights reserved)
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Aug 24, 2018
Aug 24, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
TO LAMPOON THE BUFFOONS
I am yours and you are mine If that is ever denied I hope I am the first to hear Keir, let me make this clear The color of your eyelashes matches my eyes so perfectly it is undeniably certain that we will always compromise That does not mean we will see eye to eye But the flutter of your blond lashes  and the love in my almond colored eyes will compliment each other Like two school kids who have discovered playground love Or a passing airplane through a clouded sky It's not a fortunate accident It did not fall from the heavenly sky Luck has no part in it It is a series of unconscious events that lead to a very conscious decision This is effort and planning With a very innocent motive You are my hard work and commitment That is so uncommon in my train of thoughts It is a foreign pattern that I learned while I was abroad And you are my sweet relic to prove my journey was real.
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Jan 28, 2016
Jan 28, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC
Keir.