"hahahahahahaha" poems
Im successful head on my shoulders straight
I have my full portion love family job and money on my plate
Im the type to smile every time you see me
But i keep running into angry birds on the street
Im happy can have any girl i want
Im flawless what you see is what you get no need to stunt
I can be whateva a ***** need and i guess they see
And thats y you angry birds keep pecking at me
Gossiping throwing dirt on my name
Saying im not **** added by wanna be truths yall claim
Snatching my nerves one by one
Boiling my blood some one give me a gun
Im bout to go on a hunt for these angry *** birds
Naw not the game im not throwing you ******* at pigs
I dont need you hoes to get to the next level ***** please
But im about to toss you hoes straight rag you in the streets
Im feeling bad for you birds so every now and then i throw yall bread
And in return you hoes ******** on my head
**** these angry birds
Tryna hatch hate on my life
Jealous cuz im a dove and they pigeons thats not right
For all my successful ladies who is a go getta for hers
When these ******* try to dog you, and pull you down just say i feel bad for these angry birds
Hahahahahahaha
Oct 21, 2011
Oct 21, 2011 at 10:27 PM UTC
hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
Sep 28, 2012
Sep 28, 2012 at 11:24 PM UTC
Woo!
YEAH!
HAHAHAHA
oh....
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
LET ME SEE YOUR BRAINS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope they don't find me
oh snap blue lights.......
Jul 6, 2014
Jul 6, 2014 at 1:44 AM UTC
“How are you doing?”
"I'm good, how are you?"
I'm not okay, I'm never okay, not that you actually care...
"You're so pretty!
"Thank you!"
No I'm not. I'm fat and ugly, everyone knows it.
"I love you."
"I love you, too"
Do you?
"I'll always be here for you. Just call me."
"Thank you, it's good to know I have someone."
**Funny, I needed you when I was ready to **** myself, but it went straight to voicemail.**
"Do you want anything?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
No thanks, I'm not trying to gain any more weight, Lord knows I don't need to.
"You should go to sleep."
"Alright, goodnight."
Sure, I'll go lay in bed and think about everything wrong with me until 3am, but I sure as hell am getting 0 sleep.
"I need you...."
"Okay, I'll stay for you."
You probably do. But when I need you it's another story.
"You're so quiet!"
"I'm tired."
I'm over-thinking.
"What's up with the sunglasses? It's not even sunny."
"You know I look cool!"
I've been crying and I don't want you to ask why.
"You'll get over this. You're strong."
"Thanks I needed that."
Hahahahahahaha! You're so freaking hilarious!
"Your poetry is so deep!"
"I usually write when I'm listening to sad music- it gets me in the mood."
I write everything I'm feeling, you just never paid enough attention to know I was feeling that way.
Dec 31, 2014
Dec 31, 2014 at 7:22 PM UTC
You funny.
I can be funny too.
I've got a functioning funny bone,
just like you.
Watch me hit it on this thing.
Ouch!
Hey, wasn't that funny though?
Didn't you see?
Let me tell you a joke:
There once was this guy who set out to type a joke,
but halfway through it his funny bone broke!
Ouch.
This one time, I traded cigarettes for jokes with a few of the homeless folk who live in Orlando.
I was still in high school then, but I can still remember how they went!
Well, actually, I can only recall two of them.
They go like this:
"If you have fifty ***** and fifty politicians in the same room,
then what do you have?"
"Um, I don't know."
"A hundred people who don't know **** about ****
Hahahahahahaha
"What do you call a *** on roller blades?"
"Hmm, no idea."
"Rolaids!"
Jul 6, 2015
Jul 6, 2015 at 9:48 PM UTC
X-treem card?
(Beep!) World Poker Tour card?
Credit card?
Debit card?
(BEEP!) Insert card now.
No, not that way, stupid!
Turn it around!
Would you like a receipt?
Why not?
What is your weight?
What is your (beep!) fate?
Would you like a free car wash?
Don’t talk to me like that –
I’m going to make you push some more buttons.
Push the “enter” button
which is cleverly (beep!) hidden
in a thicket of other buttons.
Oh, dear, you couldn’t find
The “enter” button in time!
Start over (Beep!) hahahahahahaha.
Gas went up ten cents a qallon since you got here.
There’s a motorcycle gang waiting behind you.
Impatiently.
Hurry!
You want air? (Beep!) Drive around back
And have your credit card ready.
Do you want water for your radiator? Yes?
Arctic Mountain Springs?
Montana (Beep!) Mountain Springs?
Sierra Mountain Springs?
All-Natural Mountain Springs?
City water??????
Would you like to come inside
and buy (Beep!) cigarettes from a hefty country girl
with a mouth full of chewing tobacco?
No?
Lift handle and select…
COMPUTER ERROR
Please start over.
Mar 21, 2018
Mar 21, 2018 at 7:46 AM UTC
Rock n’ Roll
lightning.
Shot through from
head to
toe
better to
burn
out than
fade,
fade away.
Floatin’ down
Whiskey river
on
silica burned
canoes.
Fast paced
Holy City
conversations
left wanting
more.
Oh, don’t say
that this might be
the end of
our time here.
It has
only just begun
to hurt.
This is
why dreams
are built
on top of
nightmares.
Because we are
too ****** up
to feel that
This has happened
Before.
This collapse.
Slowly,
the trick is
becoming
more complex.
What more can be done?
Than to laugh.
Laughing.
As the walls crumble
into inner
thoughts of…
If only we would
look to
both sides
before crossing.
Oh everything is supposed
to turn out right.
If only right was
right.
Hahahahahahaha.
Sep 11, 2012
Sep 11, 2012 at 11:38 PM UTC
It seems like when something happens
Everybody at school finds out quick
Well that's life
Everybody knows
Like just a while ago
Me and my girlfriend broke up
Well my ex
Corners me in the hall way
Tries to kiss me
When I push her away
She says
What your single now
I just walked away
Turned around and said
Not even if you we're the last girl on earth
And walked away
Then a **** tries
Then another
It's to the point
It's getting on my nerves
***** man
What are you going to do
Hahahahahahaha
Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 11:21 PM UTC
Good god all my poems are way too serious
Thoughts and ideas that make me so furious
Come on come on lets all clown around a bit
Make fun of my poems because we know they all ain't worth a ****
Hahahahahahaha lets all make a joke
poke
poke
poke
whatever
because this makes no sense whatsoever
because I point to you and laugh
There is no point to this that was never my endeavor
Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 1:27 AM UTC
the huge fragments castling high above the break were tremendous in stature and statues strength could not unmake,
but i guess you had to be there.
and the swirl of lights were scattered spheres with scattered brains all stained with smears of squares,
but i guess you had to be there.
and one, some glare led there to veer to here to where a stare could steer the cheer from ware-nightmares, their fear was near,
but i guess you had to be there.
and over Time the Time stood still to watch itself go by to **** the Time (the thrill it gave from giving itself chills was rare)
but i guess you had to die there.
and when i saw it all took place between your collar bone and face (the space of wreck
the taste of neck)
then i guess there had to be you to be there....
but i guess you had to be there.
Jan 3, 2013
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:23 AM UTC
hahahahahahahahahahahah
ahhahhaahahaha
hahahahahahaha
ahahhahhahahahahah
hahha
hahhahh
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ahahahahahahahaahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHHHAH
AHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHHA
**** you <3
Dec 10, 2013
Dec 10, 2013 at 11:26 PM UTC
kneeling behind a grave stone
smiling for the pictures
hahahahahahaha
Nov 10, 2020
Nov 10, 2020 at 8:51 PM UTC
They always say goodbye before I can say hello.
Always walk out of the door before I can open it for them.
Always check the message but never reply.
Hahahahahahaha I have no chance.
Not today. Not tomorrow. Not any day.
Yet should I continue to try?
These thoughts run through my mind like a warped record, playing over and over again.
Yet each time it plays there are new memories that run through my mind making the record sound a little different each time it's replayed.
It seems you're giving all your love to someone who will never want it from you.
They update their social media and talk to others about wanting to be loved, just wanting someone to care about them.
But you go and show them your love and support, tell them you'll be there whenever they need it.
But they don't want it from you, they want it from someone else..you're…….not enough…
Yet you know you'd still give anything to have them, you still love the unloveable.
You're not the one, as much as you try to be, all because there is no chance given.
You ask them out and get stood up like they never made plans..no call or text of the reason they never showed..
You...Crying into the cloth napkin of the fancy restaurant that you made a reservation for.
Now A dinner for two….halves.
An empty body in one side, and a shattered heart In another.
One eating A-class food...that's tasteless.
The other eating the emotions …..weeping silently as the two sit together.
Both halves stand up and go separate ways, the date is now over.
You know you'll call again tomorrow, send another message attempting to try again.
You leave roses at the doorstep. See them later that day in the trash.
No chance...not enough…
I'm sorry for trying to love you with everything I have...I'm sorry you don't want it.
But if you ever decide you do...the door is always open.
Just like my arms.
Dec 3, 2016
Dec 3, 2016 at 12:48 AM UTC
Because I'm scared to
Put it up on twitter
I'm putting it here
1. Stay tuned for the next poem. Like you have to. Next poem is ready, but putting it up soon. It's very special to me. So I hope nothing happens too much until I post that poem.
2. Can she read these poems? Hahahahaha
3. I just wanna say this, but she's super like super duper pretty. Like she gets prettier by the second.
4. I know and I don't care even if I'm not moving on. I am definitely falling deeper every time.
5. Wow she's super pretty. She puts to shame everyone that can be called pretty.
6. Does she know I read... "When you said Ti Amo"? If so, how? I get the feeling she knows. Wait don't assume... I sounds like it may be, but best asaume it's not. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know, this is not a poem. It's just random thoughts.
But in the end,
1. She's real beautiful in her recent pic.
2. No matter what happens, I'll put all of these in the hands of God.
3. May she receive the best of happiness.
Yep... I really love my prior poem - A Gift from Me to You.
Jul 21, 2018
Jul 21, 2018 at 12:04 PM UTC