today, bob delahunty, was asked along to that HDU, to try and here the stories
of these many people who have been arguing about who is god, you see, there
is always, debates on who is more powerful that jesus, and who is jesus, and
when bob arrived, all the HDU, are arguing religious topics at each other till
their ears bleed, and bob didn’t know which way to turn, so, what bob did
is take them aside, first was ben teckerdid, who says his god, and bob said what makes
you god, buddy, ben said, well, i help people after i get drunk with them, my gift of the mandrunk
is to overdo helping people, and i end up here all the time, to reform everyone here, to
get this fucken place, closed down, then bob said, why that does make you GOD, ben
no, your just a crazy person, who likes to help, but you are not medicated right, in doing your deeds,
well, it passes the god test, but ben you are not the almighty one, and ben told bob to SHUT UP, singing
i know god is the devil, but the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
ben the devil and bobby poo
bob told ben to sit down and brought richard smith in, who believes he is the real jesus, and bob
was intrigued, why are you the real jesus, and richard said, because i can feel everyones pain
if you hit anyone, i feel it, and if i worked in a homeless shelter, i will get everyone inspired
cause, i am the real jesus, bob sat there laughing hitting himself with a rubber band, and richard
said, it doesn’t work like that, you see bob, i turned water into wine, i told moses to walk on water
i enjoy drinking wine, but i am a filthy little ****, i am jesus, cause, on inspection days in my flat
i can clean all day, to past the test, ooooh, i must be jesus, and bob said, ok, you have my vote
and richard said no bob, i am jesus christ, and not just to get out of here, either, I AM JESUS
and richard left saying, did you understand, as he left singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND ****** BOB
the next patient also thought he was jesus, he was also the devil and god, because to him
he was religion, he lived for 323 years, and all his stories were written in his tent, but bob
thought straight away, WHAT A NUTJOB, he isn’t religion, he’s a clot, and his name was barney
and he lived near fred, and a woman named betty as his wife, and they worked on a dinosaur
and bob said, this guy has flipped his ****** marbles, that was a television show in thew 1970s
and barney said in his defense, no, it actually was the truth, barney helped fred, i helped fred
i am barney, and bob said, you are a shitzophrenic patient in the HDU, i don’t want to upset you
but the flintstones, never was real, in the way you explained it, ben and richard had better views
that you, buddy, and barney told bob to *******, and went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob, and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney, oh barney oh barney is religion
flintstones existed bobby delahunty
bob saw his last patient who said he was jesus christ and the devil, he saves people
but he also condemns people, ya know, puts people right all the time, bob thought
i don’t mess with you, mr, and he said he was jack flynn, i am 23, and i live and work
in a ****** neighbourhood, i never get any help from doctors and psych crews
and my only solace are my beliefs and writing them down on my computer
and i can save a lot of people, with the stories i wrote, buddy, ya know
bob asked, i understand that, but both jesus and the devil, and jack said
ummmmm, i am jesus, and there is no devil, good things happen bad things happen
the devil doesn’t control, and yeah, I, JESUS, MUST FORFILL MY DUTY TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM VIOLENCE
IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM, bob said, interesting, ok, and bob went away making sure
that each of these dellusionists take their medications cause even if they are, their crimes were wrong, ok
but, remember, they have a right to their beliefs, and bob went away singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
bob went off thinking
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
