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"divil" poems
On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few, And men of religion are scanty, On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost, One Michael Magee had a shanty. Now this Mike was the dad of a ten year old lad, Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned; He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest For the youngster had never been christened. And his wife used to cry, 'If the darlin' should die Saint Peter would not recognise him.' But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived, Who agreed straightaway to baptise him. Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue, With his ear to the keyhole was listenin', And he muttered in fright, while his features turned white, 'What the divil and all is this christenin'?' He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts, And it seemed to his small understanding, If the man in the frock made him one of the flock, It must mean something very like branding. So away with a rush he set off for the bush, While the tears in his eyelids they glistened — ''Tis outrageous,' says he, 'to brand youngsters like me, I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!' Like a young native dog he ran into a log, And his father with language uncivil, Never heeding the 'praste' cried aloud in his haste, 'Come out and be christened, you divil!' But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug, And his parents in vain might reprove him, Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke) 'I've a notion,' says he, 'that'll move him.' 'Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog; Poke him aisy — don't hurt him or maim him, 'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand, As he rushes out this end I'll name him. 'Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name — Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?' Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout — 'Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!' As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub Where he knew that pursuit would be risky, The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head That was labelled 'MAGINNIS'S WHISKY'! And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P., And the one thing he hates more than sin is To be asked by the folk, who have heard of the joke, How he came to be christened 'Maginnis'!
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A Bush Christening
On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few, And men of religion are scanty, On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost, One Michael Magee had a shanty. Now this Mike was the dad of a ten year old lad, Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned; He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest For the youngster had never been christened. And his wife used to cry, 'If the darlin' should die Saint Peter would not recognise him.' But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived, Who agreed straightaway to baptise him. Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue, With his ear to the keyhole was listenin', And he muttered in fright, while his features turned white, 'What the divil and all is this christenin'?' He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts, And it seemed to his small understanding, If the man in the frock made him one of the flock, It must mean something very like branding. So away with a rush he set off for the bush, While the tears in his eyelids they glistened — ''Tis outrageous,' says he, 'to brand youngsters like me, I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!' Like a young native dog he ran into a log, And his father with language uncivil, Never heeding the 'praste' cried aloud in his haste, 'Come out and be christened, you divil!' But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug, And his parents in vain might reprove him, Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke) 'I've a notion,' says he, 'that'll move him.' 'Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog; Poke him aisy — don't hurt him or maim him, 'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand, As he rushes out this end I'll name him. 'Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name — Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?' Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout — 'Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!' As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub Where he knew that pursuit would be risky, The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head That was labelled 'MAGINNIS'S WHISKY'! And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P., And the one thing he hates more than sin is To be asked by the folk, who have heard of the joke, How he came to be christened 'Maginnis'!
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From my chin a hair is sprouting My cracks need a bit of grouting I’m often seen plastered This ladylike thing I haven’t quite mastered But I’m good for a bit of craic Of laughter there is no lack I’ve been told I’m incorrigible But I think I’m loveable I’m always going to be a rogue Peoples Achilles heel I have to poke Sensitive souls mightn’t like my humour But that might be a nasty rumour Then again I’m a bit of a divil-may-care So if you don’t like it stay outta my hair
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Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 at 1:18 PM UTC
Divil-may-Care
From my chin a hair is sprouting My cracks need a bit of grouting I’m often seen plastered This ladylike thing I haven’t quite mastered But I’m good for a bit of craic Of laughter there is no lack I’ve been told I’m incorrigible But I think I’m loveable I’m always going to be a rogue Peoples Achilles heel I have to poke Sensitive souls mightn’t like my humour But that might be a nasty rumour Then again I’m a bit of a divil-may-care So if you don’t like it stay outta my hair
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Apr 11, 2013
Apr 11, 2013 at 9:52 AM UTC
Divil-May-Care
Sun has rises and the Day is already started But somehow heart Felt very pain. Cause I can see faces, Faces of people Which hides the feelings And its thousand Words. Every one have their Own thought, But I see some Unspoken words spreading All around me.. Every loveliest faces Is not so innocent And every angel Deep inside hides the Divil. Even being with some Man of earth Its just less worth. And now I can See some faces of Unspoken words Within me still.
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Sep 28, 2018
Sep 28, 2018 at 10:19 AM UTC
Unspoken words
i know you i don't know all of you but i'm there i'm not the only person in the world who cares i feel jesus came to earth for a moment just to tell you what you're doing because the divil was nipping at your heels because your whole life you never knew how sanity feels you keep saying you don't hate yourself but you know you're suicidal you can't break down because you're an idol you've never been a kid because you had to take care of them but it was too much and all that work builds up within you are a fallen angle and you hit a few clouds on the way down and you beat yourself out of heaven so you cut yourself a frown because outside your an insperation but inside you feel worthless but please stop apologizing because nobody is perfect so you need to practice what you preach pray about your defeat remember jesus was weakened so we don't have to be weak so yes my friend goes through a lot and she is silenced by her walk of shame looking all happy outside but she thinks she's the one to blame but this earth would not be the same without her wrongs and rights so please don't do God's job and take your own life because i love you my life would be there with you in your grave i wouldn't be at your funeral i'd be thinking for our glory days such as justin does stoner face i like your bike can i ride you? i'd remember all these things and everyday i would remind you to to go on a million google docs all saying i love you but then start crying when i realized i didn't love you enough i didn't talk to you enough i wasn't there enough when you were thinking of suicide i was asleep and now i'll never sleep again knowing somewhere your lonly enough to think the thoughts withen i will cry my friend but never say goodbye my friend i will write "justin does" until you reply my friend
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Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 5:13 PM UTC
my friend
i know you i don't know all of you but i'm there i'm not the only person in the world who cares i feel jesus came to earth for a moment just to tell you what you're doing because the divil was nipping at your heels because your whole life you never knew how sanity feels you keep saying you don't hate yourself but you know you're suicidal you can't break down because you're an idol you've never been a kid because you had to take care of them but it was too much and all that work builds up within you are a fallen angle and you hit a few clouds on the way down and you beat yourself out of heaven so you cut yourself a frown because outside your an insperation but inside you feel worthless but please stop apologizing because nobody is perfect so you need to practice what you preach pray about your defeat remember jesus was weakened so we don't have to be weak so yes my friend goes through a lot and she is silenced by her walk of shame looking all happy outside but she thinks she's the one to blame but this earth would not be the same without her wrongs and rights so please don't do God's job and take your own life because i love you my life would be there with you in your grave i wouldn't be at your funeral i'd be thinking for our glory days such as justin does stoner face i like your bike can i ride you? i'd remember all these things and everyday i would remind you to to go on a million google docs all saying i love you but then start crying when i realized i didn't love you enough i didn't talk to you enough i wasn't there enough when you were thinking of suicide i was asleep and now i'll never sleep again knowing somewhere your lonly enough to think the thoughts withen i will cry my friend but never say goodbye my friend i will write "justin does" until you reply my friend
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