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Clearly incomprehensible directions are to Useful archaic nonsense as Antiquated skeletal outline is to?
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Chieftain Iffucan of Azcan in caftan
Of tan with henna hackles, halt!

****** universal ****, as if the sun
Was blackamoor to bear your blazing tail.

Fat!  Fat!  Fat!  Fat!  I am the personal.
Your world is you.  I am my world.

You ten-foot poet among inchlings. Fat!
Begone! An inchling bristles in these pines,

Bristles, and points their Appalachian tangs,
And fears not portly Azcan nor his hoos.
Mateuš Conrad Nov 2018
V
.oh... hi y'all:
or rather - how did i find this in the noun Ohio?

      i guess after watching
the disaster artist
  and no having watched
the room...

the tetragrammaton
is so glaring to me
in the English tongue,
i might as well be
a reincarnation of
Belshazzar
(but not really...
because, to me,
reincarnation
implies
      a fixed number
of people...
and an mingling
of solipsism from
philosophy,
and NPC from the gaming
world...
no, i can't believe
in reincarnation...
saving grace of
the Hindus?
they're not lactose intolerant;
boogie-woogie-boo-woo
ooh things are turning,
freak-y...
why is that a Y and not
an E?
see... the tetragrammaton
is glaring at me...
like an ***** protruding
phallus with the added
"flavor" of a circumcision
snippet...
me? i'm fine...
no snippet...
    i can ******* as much
as i like and not feel
stupid -
or catholic, about it,
having, in my possession,
an unsheathed "sword").

p.s. it really is the case
of circumcising men
as a procreational motivation,
no ******* on you...
plenty of ******* on her...
and how the east meets
the west...
back in the east i'd be a blessing...
over 'ere?
i'm a walking abortion...
a nuisance...
something you send off
to fight in incestuous...
here's my 100 year closure celebration:      
                                                  V!
like the Welsh longbow men... up yours!
who? in the 100 year war...
the French would cut off the...
****... index or *******?
they would cut off one of the fingers
of the Welsh longbow men...
so they could fire an arrow...
P.O.W.s...
so the Welsh longbow men
came up with V...       a salute
to the French... up yours!
i still have mine!

hence? i don't feel ****** jerking off...
too bad, ol' chap,
you've been given an incentive
to find your missing *******
in a woman's *****...
sorry... i actually feel sorry for
you having this imposed on you...
the missing caftan / hood and all...
sometimes i wondered:
does she even know what she's
doing performing ******* on
me? maybe i could cut my torso off
and show her how to do it?

in the east i'd be a godsend,
but in the west i'm an
embarrassment...
great in tissue... greater still
in pointless wars...
             auxiliary pageant...
sure sure...
glorify the women...
      last time i heard my ex-girlfriend
gave birth to her fourth child...
her fourth daughter...
i seriously should have been
born a ******* Mongol.
Mekael Shane Jan 2014
Dawn and I dawn my caftan
With pen in hand
I close my eyes
And start crafting

I put on my djellabah
Which begets my lojong
...and soon
I begin to float

Like paint, ink blankets
The sheets of my Bengali jute
...and soon
I begin to coast

In this moment
I exist happily
Outside of all I know
About me
* Reprinted from 'My Hajj A Collection of Poems by Mekael'
© September 16, 2011 by Mekael Shane
Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

J'aime le vrai soldat, effroi de Bélial.
Son turban évasé rend son front plus sévère,
Il baise avec respect la barbe de son père,
Il voue à son vieux sabre un amour filial,
Et porte un doliman, percé dans les mêlées
De plus de coups, que n'a de taches étoilées
La peau du tigre impérial.

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Un bouclier de cuivre à son bras sonne et luit,
Rouge comme la lune au milieu d'une brume.
Son cheval hennissant mâche un frein blanc d'écume ;
Un long sillon de poudre en sa course le suit.
Quand il passe au galop sur le pavé sonore,
On fait silence, on dit : C'est un cavalier maure !
Et chacun se retourne au bruit.

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Quand dix mille giaours viennent au son du cor,
Il leur répond ; il vole, et d'un souffle farouche
Fait jaillir la terreur du clairon qu'il embouche,
Tue, et parmi les morts sent croître son essor,
Rafraîchit dans leur sang son caftan écarlate,
Et pousse son coursier qui se lasse, et le flatte
Pour en égorger plus encor !

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

J'aime, s'il est vainqueur, quand s'est tû le tambour,
Qu'il ait sa belle esclave aux paupières arquées,
Et, laissant les imans qui prêchent aux mosquées
Boire du vin la nuit, qu'il en boive au grand jour ;
J'aime, après le combat, que sa voix enjouée
Rie, et des cris de guerre encor tout enrouée,
Chante les houris et l'amour !

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Qu'il soit grave, et rapide à venger un affront ;
Qu'il aime mieux savoir le jeu du cimeterre
Que tout ce qu'à vieillir on apprend sur la terre ;
Qu'il ignore quel jour les soleils s'éteindront ;
Quand rouleront les mers sur les sables arides ;
Mais qu'il soit brave et jeune, et préfère à des rides
Des cicatrices sur son front.

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Tel est, coparadgis, spahis, timariots,
Le vrai guerrier croyant ! Mais celui qui se vante,
Et qui tremble au moment de semer l'épouvante,
Qui le dernier arrive aux camps impériaux,
Qui, lorsque d'une ville on a forcé la porte,
Ne fait pas, sous le poids du butin qu'il rapporte,
Plier l'essieu des chariots ;

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Celui qui d'une femme aime les entretiens ;
Celui qui ne sait pas dire dans une orgie
Quelle est d'un beau cheval la généalogie ;
Qui cherche ailleurs qu'en soi force, amis et soutiens,
Sur de soyeux divans se couche avec mollesse,
Craint le soleil, sait lire, et par scrupule laisse
Tout le vin de Chypre aux chrétiens ;

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Celui-là, c'est un lâche, et non pas un guerrier.
Ce n'est pas lui qu'on voit dans la bataille ardente
Pousser un fier cheval à la housse pendante,
Le sabre en main, debout sur le large étrier ;
Il n'est bon qu'à presser des talons une mule,
En murmurant tout bas quelque vaine formule,
Comme un prêtre qui va prier !

Ma dague d'un sang noir à mon côté ruisselle,
Et ma hache est pendue à l'arçon de ma selle.

Du 1 au 2 mai 1828.
John F McCullagh Jun 2019
The chessboard is patterned in onyx and white.
Yellowed ivory are the pieces she plays.
The King is in Jeopardy; her options are few;
Death’s Jet pieces are against her arrayed.
Her opponent is fearsome; a skeletal Knight,
enrobed in a caftan as dark as midnight.
Each move she makes falls before the plan
of the specter’s outstretched bony hand.
As she pauses to ponder if her next move is wise
Her spectral opponent assumes a new guise;
“it’s your move, Dolores.” Her opponent now said
in the guise of her husband, some twenty years dead.
By now almost all ivory pieces are gone,
leaving her only her King and one pawn.
She moves to defend but no chance can be seen
in sending a pawn out to battle a Queen.
Once more her opponent assumes a new face;
Her beloved lost Daughter assumes her Dads place.
She has fought long and hard; long past hope of gain.
Now draining fatigue saps the strength from her frame.
“Mom, it is time to resign without shame;
None can deny you gave Death a good game.”
Or in baseball terms it is the bottom of the ninth with two outs and two strikes in my mother in laws battle with cancer
La sœur.

Qu'avez-vous, qu'avez-vous, mes frères ?
Vous baissez des fronts soucieux.
Comme des lampes funéraires,
Vos regards brillent dans vos yeux.
Vos ceintures sont déchirées.
Déjà trois fois, hors de l'étui,
Sous vos doigts, à demi tirées,
Les lames des poignards ont lui.

Le frère ainé.

N'avez-vous pas levé votre voile aujourd'hui ?

La sœur.

Je revenais du bain, mes frères,
Seigneurs, du bain je revenais,
Cachée aux regards téméraires
Des giaours et des albanais.
En passant près de la mosquée
Dans mon palanquin recouvert,
L'air de midi m'a suffoquée :
Mon voile un instant s'est ouvert.

Le second frère.

Un homme alors passait ? un homme en caftan vert ?

La sœur.

Oui... peut-être... mais son audace
N'a point vu mes traits dévoilés...
Mais vous vous parlez à voix basse,
A voix basse vous vous parlez.
Vous faut-il du sang ? Sur votre âme,
Mes frères, il n'a pu me voir.
Grâce ! tuerez-vous une femme,
Faible et nue en votre pouvoir ?

Le troisième frère.

Le soleil était rouge à son coucher ce soir.

La sœur.

Grâce ! qu'ai-je fait ? Grâce ! grâce !
Dieu ! quatre poignards dans mon flanc !
Ah ! par vos genoux que j'embrasse...
Ô mon voile ! ô mon voile blanc !
Ne fuyez pas mes mains qui saignent,
Mes frères, soutenez mes pas !
Car sur mes regards qui s'éteignent
S'étend un voile de trépas.

Le quatrième frère.

C'en est un que du moins tu ne lèveras pas !

Le 1er septembre 1828.
XnwxrMxlik Jul 2019
In the era of "Omar-al-bashir" president a.k.a the Con man.
A man, black and tan,
Wearing a caftan in capital of Sudan

Protesting against the price of Food and fuel
To raise his son named Abdul;
Trying to save some money and send him to a good school.

The situation's started getting brutal
People went down to gruel
Do you think it's unusual??

Chemical weapons, rapes in Darfur years ago
Ignored by United Nations Security Council
Now, Sudanese tortured again by a military commando
"Hemedti" the scoundrel, Head of Military council.

Meanwhile, Bodies dumped in the Nile
The river known for its crocodiles.

People lost life for democracy
Watch the world burn in hypocrisy.

Authorities Broke down the internet to disconnect
Hiding actions incorrect;
That may have been broadcasted weeks prior on our television set

Others are so obsessed with World Cup as a sports fan
Ain't got time for the world fam.

Armed van with symbols of middleman
Humanity is something that ends, when you **** a man
Who needs Satan??
Humans are already doing what he can
Don't let him control your mind, pray for a better world and help people in SUDAN...
To raise awareness about the crisis occurred in Sudan
Abby Nov 2020
Sometimes I feel like Esma.
How she hugs the air,
It’s caftan arms somehow
hugging her back.
There’s a safe sentiment to it.
You rely on the sun
the way that she relies on Novalie,
she isn’t there yet Esma
isn’t as alone as they all think.
And sometimes she leaks
into my window with the streaks
of light that remind me
I’m still alive.

— The End —