you know what's more intimidating beside speaking of a personal detail in the life of a person you know? speaking of a universal truth; there's nothing more intimidating that giving reference to a common fact of referencing life, one limb of the triad crumbles into a suckling squid... revealing the sparring partners you get to: well, you juggle with three *****, you puppeteer two.
i could understand english humour -
sure, the black comedy "tact" -
but then the anglophone world was
overtaken with comedy -
the last tier before the final bow of
downfall - the one prior comes in
the form of a "fascination"
with culinary escapades -
prior to the last resort of humour
comes the culinary escapade -
i once understood english humour,
more than was worth since it was
reinforced by canned laughter -
but there was something to be had...
these days? maybe english humour
imploded: and it attacked its worst
ally: ***.
make fun of ***, you're making
fun of life...
and how isn't english humour
not peppered with too-overtly
sexualised jokes? jokes by children
of divorcees...
tell you what: life's short,
you're *****, see a ******* before
you see a psychiatrists...
cheaper, and you get the full
workout... after all, vietnam made
the war zone pocket sized...
i don't understand english
humour... it's beyond political satire...
these people are pushing the absolutely
wrong buttons...
i remember watching this
video in trafalgar sq., these two white
kids, bouncing a basketball -
then one bounces the ball
off the head of a black guy,
and the white boy is so "jokingly"
apologetic...
what happens next?
the black guy smashes a glass
bottle over the white boys head...
the white boys is hit unconscious:
**** me, that was funny!
the anglophones have
really ******* the genre of comedy...
i can call them anglophones -
speaks not good english,
but he overshadows about 100+
anglo boys in his roofing job...
my father...
the english are slackers in
the industrial industry: which is why
it's filled with slavs and romanians,
but at least they do their job
and never bother going to the gym...
the english ponces?
do a ****** paper-fiddling job
and then hit the gym...
horse-hoof lickers.
i was once acknowledged
as speaking spaghetti english:
yes, but when my father questioned me,
he didn't mind me not having
learned the full alphabet:
what am i, a trained puppy?!
now he lives with his father,
with his father having divorced his mother
and living with a thai ****** breeding
chickens...
guess my loss in the "friendship"
case of "affair".
the english have actually
exhausted the genre of comedy,
they're not funny anymore...
they're pathetic...
i'll joke the next time i sucker
one's head off the clock into
the unconscious minutes...
the english overdid comedy
by a mile, they're as about funny as
a donkey-riding rider alongside the
remaining three-horsemen...
slouching toward jerusalem...
the fact that the english
are telling are joke: reiterating that they
are: seems rather troubling.
i don't want to know its a joke unless
i actually laugh, a comic telling me
"it's" a joke is rather troubling...
why have the english changed
from a culinary fetish to a joke
fetish over a decade?
****** food makes for a good joke...
oh yeah, me, beta-male,
when all the best restaurant cooks
are male...
i still will not get an english
joke: the so-called *nuance" is
only a *nuisance -
there's a threshold of acceptable
nuance in comedy, after a while it's like
lying: thinking you'll get away with it...
it's called: "being" subtle...
when in fact you're a vermin nibbling
on the edges of peoples' patience...
after all you stop excusing the self-excusing
comics who want to catch themselves
excusing themselves and retire with
a backlog of canned-laughter lax.
no point in comedy:
if someone laughs for me.
what's the point of comedy if
i am not the one to spot the self-imposed
prompt for a laugh?
what am i? a ******* windowlicker who
laughs when taking a **** holding
his pecker?!
you conniving little
******* wanks...
i have to say:
the big laugh comes prior to the creeping
weep...
no, i forgot you being "intricate"
in "nuance" -
nuance is gone, baby, nuance is gone,
we're dealing with subversion,
and the last word ascribed is "nuance"...
i always said the english as perfecto
two-faced actors: they lie telling the truth,
as they tell the truth, while lying.
next time i trust them with a hamster
i'll ask just more than a vet nurse...
and i don't mind pakistanis -
i just mind the english pakis -
the anglo pakis - pakistanis are fine with me,
i event managed to grit to an invite
by one muhammad to admire his
crocodile farm in kenya -
anglo pakis? hate them like i hate
my acne skin... i'm thirty and at the ends
of puberty, yet still: the explosion of
hormones... might as well be a down syndrome
kid: l'oreal should look into extracting
down syndrome genes to make the face cream...
******* never age:
mother's aged 80, and he's shy of 35.
n'ah, the english did comedy once,
they did it well, they didn't have to ****
off canned laughter obstructing me from
laughing at what i found funny...
they took the complacent communist rule of:
****** laugh when all other idiots
ought to laugh...
that black guy in trafalgar sq. smashing
a glass bottle over the white guy that bounced
the basketball off his head was funnier
to watch...
comedy these days is not
nuanced... there is no nuance:
what you hear is what you get:
and the english way of a dog curling up
its tail between its legs and running away
is not gonna work...
what you said is what you
meant: given that blah blah bi bi blee boo
was intended to translate into:
can you get me a tonne of glue?
the origins of comedy are not based upon
excuses of nuance: comedy can only
be excused by canned laughter:
not nuance.
politics is nuanced:
if you drag comedy into this cesspool of
nuance: you're not exactly riding
a horse fully shoed into the sunset of
laughter...
politics is nuanced:
you can't expect comedy = politics -
to thus express: oh, we're just misunderstood
akin to politicians: nope, we're just lying
is not going to cut it...
the best jokes are from a people
who say jokes the least:
after all, the omnipotent psychology says:
the most nervous person at a party
tells the most jokes...
guess western society has had
its turns...
first they make comedy
intelligent, then they make cooking mundane,
then they make comedy excusable,
then they make wacky dishes,
then they make comedy "nuanced",
then they get a glass bottle smashed
over their heads...
then they make a case for
the microwave...
and then the once ha ha become an aah...
that sigh of relief...
watching this spectacle:
slayer's behind the crooked cross -
not the jews, but the greeks invented
sado-masochism of the northerns -
the greeks painted the jews as irrational -
even though the archeological findings
disprove the greeks' little "messianic" story...
i still find english humour naked, lacking,
you can only push nuance to a certain
sisyphus moment in time,
before sisyphus decides to give it a rest,
and toils no more, and never allows
the stone to roll up the hill,
and interludes with pondering...
after all: thought is never a medium
of futility... it being: the ultra-verb,
it being the omni-limb...
these days we know
that the englishman is no longer funny...
because his jokes are overtly plagiarised
by "excusing" himself with giving
a nuanced explanation: rather than a punchline:
comedy has a limit: on how intelligent
is can become... children laugh at calamity
short-scripted:
do you think adults ask for a long-scripted
"base" for giggles, when the narrative prior joke
ends up being so mundane,
to be only backed up canned laughter?
euro trash, sure, but what an island of trash
to back it up...
i love intelligent tragedy...
the english invented "intelligent" comedy:
people laugh at this sort of crap
by a mimic format: everyone knows its not
funny: then again: by laughing at it
it's peacocking to impress...
there's no intelligent comedy...
people who laugh at "intelligent" comedy
are bystanders, eaten up by canned laughter.
