"aliby" poems
Have you ever had the urge to
**** someone. Perhaps that awkward ex-wife or the bullying supervisor
or maybe you just want to speed up a long awaited inheritance. If you
have any of the before mentioned reasons or one of many more, then this
book is for you. Some of the things you will read may sound a bit on the
obvious side but this publication is designed at the total beginner so
please work with us on this.
Chapter one.... Who to **** and how to Prepare.
Chapter two.... Choosing a method that is right for you.
Chapter three... Tools needed for the job and how to acquire them.
Chapter four.... How to build a great and believable aliby.
Chapter five.... Building a portfolio: for those who would like to make the step up to mass ******
Through
these and many other brilliantly described chapters you will get in
depth and easy to understand instructions. All from a varied range of
killers from all over the globe. Here is a little taster as to what you
can expect.
After you have chosen your first victim the first
thing you will need to do is develop a pattern. You will need to watch
them for this but please do note that you will need to consider some
things.
1. You do not want to advertise the fact that you
are stalking your potential candidate, so keeping at a safe distance is
to be advised. Do not be obvious in your choice of dress and always mark
any area with CCTV, not forgetting that a lot of stores these days have
these.
2. The location is important, you need to be somewhere
where you will not be interrupted, you don't want Joe public stepping in
and ruining your first project.
3. When you have completed
your first ****** these tips will instruct you on the practical side of:
Dismemberring, Disposal and Concealing the body.
4. Making the perfect escape from the scene.
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Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 6:16 PM UTC
Name one who tried,
Then I'll die,
Don't bother with an aliby,
Behold the truth where my life lies
Immortal?
No, just a promise keeper
An eternity seeker,
A life redeemer
No one cared,
Less not was there,
Caring is over rated and
Trying is out dated,
All hope faded,
A new horror created
Alone,
No one to hear my screams
Or moans,
No one to answer the phone
Baby, I'm done
I'm putting this life down
With this gun,
I've surrendered,
You've won.
Feb 1, 2012
Feb 1, 2012 at 10:49 PM UTC
Mr. Aliby
Where were you last night
Oh Mr. Aliby
You thought you were air tight
Oh, but you forgot one lil thing
I ain't your toy
I am my own being
Mr. Aliby
Where were you last night
Oh Mr. Aliby
You've been caught red-handed tonight.
Thought you were clean
And that you'd get away
But the thing is tonight is your last day so say bye bye
Mr. Aliby
Where were you last night
Oh Mr.Abily
Now you are mine
Apr 15, 2016
Apr 15, 2016 at 6:02 PM UTC