It's built to be a Dollhouse
so no one would fathom what treasures lay inside
No judgement or hesitations could be formed
& those coming out would stay untried
Unpredictable's crazy sister runs the place
She's truly endearing--
In the rare case she doesn't sense your
Exposed fears seething
But no worries going in!
As long as your tendencies aren't combative
and your head's outta your ***
and your phone's outta your face
You'll be posthaste to a resonating reverence
for this wonderfully eccentric/benevolently psychotic place
As long as you play nice, you won't have any deadly problems
At the Dollhouse Asy*lum
(: