If you think  dropping things in the toilet is icky
Never ever drop something in a camp's biffy

According to this book
You can't throw knives as a Girl Scout individual
However, the book neglects to mention
Uranium, cadavers, and cult rituals

I looked at my planner
To see my schedule in a glimpse
On election day, a month old note read
"Cookie sales and a possible apocalypse"

One had months of surgery on her knees
But she still stays active anyways

Another is in a hospital for anorexia
But she cooks like a TV chef anyways

One goes to therapy for her anxiety
But she runs for class president anyways

She has overwhelming depression
But she jokes around and parties anyways

She has all of the problems that being bisexual brings
But she makes friends and loves anyways

These are just some of the girls in my scout troop
And I'll remember them, always