KIM JONG UN IS ROCKET MAN
PRESIDENT  TRUMP IS TINY DANCER
ELTON JOHN IS VERY HAPPY
NOW ALL WE NEED IS PRANCER



ARE THESE TWO GREAT MEN
SMARTER THAT WE THINK
ALL THESE REFERENCE TO ELTON JOHN
WILL PUT US ON THE BRINK



CROCODILE ROCK AND THE
CANDLE IN THE WIND
WHAT WILL THE WORLD THINK
WHEN NEITHER ONE WILL WIN



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THIS ONCE AGAIN IS A VERY SMART POEM THEY JUST COME TO ME

WHY DO I COMPOSE POEMS
ON THIS  70 YEAR OLD MAN
WHO IS RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT HE CAN



NOW I HAVE 2 POETRY BOOKS
ON THIS 70 YEAR OLD MAN
WHO IS RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT HE CAN



NOW PLEASE BUY MY BOOKS
ON THIS 70 YEAR OLD MAN
WHO IS RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT HE CAN



TO FOLLOW THE RISE
ON THIS 70 YEAR OLD MAN
WHO IS RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT HE CAN



SO THE END OF THE TALE
ON THIS 70 YEAR OLD MAN
WHO IS RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT HE CAN



TRUMP CHRONICLES AND ME
AND THE 70 YEAR OLD MAN
ARE RUNNING AMERICA
THE BEST THAT WE CAN


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THIS IS A GREAT POEM.

HEY LOOK AT THE SKY
THE TOTAL ECLIPSE IS COMING
PRESIDENT TRUMP NO GLASSES
IS HE MAD OR SOMETHING



PRESIDENT TRUMP MUST HAVE
BIONIC EYES OR X-RAY VISION
FOR AS THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
LEADERSHIP SHOULD BE YOUR MISSION



SO FOR ALL THE YOUNG KIDS
THAT LISTENED TO THE ADVICE
PRESIDENT TRUMP NO GLASSES
PROPER GLASSES WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE  


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TRUMP CHRONICLES ARE HERE
WHAT A BOOK IT WILL BE
AN EXPLOSIVE LOOK AT AMERICA
THROUGH THE TRUMP TWEETS YOU WILL SEE



THE RISE OF A MAN TO THE
AMERICAN PRESIDENCY IT WILL TELL
THE EVENTS IN RHYMING VERSE
IT WILL BE AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL



YOU MUST BUY THE BOOK
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WHEN YOUR HOPES ARE HIGH
AND YOUR SPIRITS JUST SOAR
THEN ALONG COMES A DISASTER
THAT MAKES YOU JUST ROAR


HOW DO YOU HANDLE THESE FEELINGS
THAT JUST LEAVE YOU QUITE FLAT
DO YOU CURL UP IN A CORNER
OR JUST STAND UP AND BAT



THE BEST THING TO DO IS
FACE THEM WITH A SMILE
BECAUSE A LOT MORE EXTRA PEOPLE
HAVE WALKED THAT LAST MILE  


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Sheriff Joe Arpaio was convicted by the court
for picking on the immigrants of the Latino sort.
Relied on racial profiling and on intimidation;
A redneck cop who'd love to build a bigoted white nation.

Of course, this man loves Donald Trump and though he is a crook,
Trump has come through and pardoned him and got him off the hook.
So ***** the courts and rule of law that's there to thwart each hater;
This "law and order" president's a despot and dictator.

So if you are an alt-right racist, it's your lucky day!
El Presidente Trump makes rights and justice go away.

When Donald Trump gets up to speak, you simply never know.
Will he seem sane or ludicrous? Just which way will he go?
Will he stick to the teleprompter, presidentially,
or rant his way to la-la land, lost in a fantasy?

Will he just share the facts and make his statement strong and clear,
or ramble, lie and shout and spread division, hate and fear?
When needed, he reads from the script, but looks like he's in pain.
He'd rather spout what's in his head, no matter how insane.

So when we all see ****** Trump, it's plain to see the fact,
that Presidential Trump is just an unconvincing act!

"Da Mooch", he was ******, was rude, and was loud.
As his spokesman, you'd think that would make Donald proud,
but he's suddenly dumped before we got to know him.
Yes, his job's been cut short... Just like this poem!

120 TRUMP POEMS AND
3 POETRY BOOKS AT BEST
I CHALLENGE ALL WORLD POETS
TO BE PUT TO THE TEST



IF YOU CAN BEAT MY BEST
I WILL HEED TO YOUR TEST
BECAUSE IF YOU CAN DO BETTER
LIKE A BARRISTER MY CASE I REST



" THE TRUMP CHRONICLES" THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE
THE WORLD ON THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY

Oh Jefferson Beauregard Sessions,
being bullied by President Trump
You were loyal and true
as a lapdog, but you
have been thrown 'neath the bus like a chump.

So when Donald Trump asked you to fire
Mr. Mueller, you must have thought, "How"?
From that task you're excused,
being rightly recused
from the Russian mess playing out now.

So Trump's trying to shame and demean you,
saying that you're beleaguered and weak.
What a cowardly disgrace.
He won't say to your face
that "You're fired": Those words he won't speak?

Robert Mueller's team is closing in now,
with Trump's nuts in a vice - he can tell.
Trump won't show you the door
'cause we all know for sure,
it would make him look guilty as hell!

Understand, I don't like you Jeff Sessions,
with your racist past troubling and sad,
but I hope that you'll stay,
for I so love the way
that it's driving Trump stark raving mad!