//
See
This Adam was a good white man
His wife was this flakey ex - hippie chick
Always walking around naked in the garden
( she DID have great ***** )
//
I know
When people think about her they don't think much about
Her great blobs
But think more about her ****** ( you know --- *** and all that )
I mean
Can you EVEN REALLY imagine
******* the VERY ONLY woman in the world !
**** man
I'm practically having an ****** thinking about it !
//
But I digress
//
Now as it went down was thuswise:
ALI BIN JIHADIST .... ( the snake ! )
Sees EVE and thinks to radical her away from
The JEW GOD
She got created from
Into the
MUSLIM GOD
he got created from
//
( bah ! ... Politics )
and she eats some apple
( sybolism ! )
signifying she ****** him and he entered her mind
..
So the JEW GOD deports them
but he naively trusts their moral nature
And they leave Eden and go blow up the WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWERS
as an assault upon the JEW GOD incarnate
( George Bush )
What a **** up !!
//
But the JEW GOD is
Too big to fail
So we let him go but we now
Call ourselves CHRISTIANS
To mock him for his failures
::
Well
Yep
That's the new story