The idea seemed like all my others genius why think it through
had my parents ?
**** no if it wasnt for wild turkey loud music wild women and
bad desiscions gonzo wouldnt be here.
Thanks for being a party girl mom.
We had gotten hitched i always said if i found a woman
who could out drink me under the table was smokin hot and meaner than a rattle snake and would actully have *** with me without charging.
I would make my wife.
From the moment Skeeter had stepped into my life and said hey what
the ******* lookin at ***** ?
I knew that pint size ******* was the one.
And finally after my in house arrest and her brief vacation in Rikers was up we finally tied the knott and got married but enough with the foreplay children.
Like two insane people with a shared thought.
The first night was outstanding the second even better she was like a
hot female version of me.
A teenage hellcat who should have been busted for filling out that sweater thank god for citezens arrest.
The first week flew by Ya think we can everday?
My dear if you just put your mind to it and some other parts.
I know we can.
Yes to have a dream and to be horney with someone
who shares the same dream is a wonderful thing.
Till you have to slip her roofies to get some sleep.
I knew thoose pills would come in handy than for
just having them for blind dates.
Although Ive learned your supposed to not take them also.
Then its just awkward waking up looking to the other person
saying hey what happend and why are we in the burger king rest room?
After a few weeks i learned why people actully spoke to each other
and had these thing's called conversations.
I learned my Skeeter loved halloweeen for how could she not with so many costumes.
And she had a a real passion for law inforcement with all the handcuffs and tazers a couple badges a cop car hmm makes me
wonder could it be yes your right.
People really get carried away playing dungeons and dragons.
The first month was great the second made me rethink taking vitamins she reminded of a hamster in a wheel runnng without stop
just taking breif breaks to hit the bottle of Jack Daniels
I miss working the pet store.
Leaving the house to stagger to the bar myself worn like a
a cheap motels matress.
Skeeter glowing like a neon sign if a neon sign were prone to random acts of violence.
Speaking sweet nothing's to each other like I love you sugar ,
did you hide the bullwhip ? And hey wake up you drunk ******.
Her eye's a work of true beauthy that read **** with me
and i'll knock your **** in the dirt or light you on fire
ahh romance it is grand and slightly dangerous and painful at times.
The night alive the drinks flowing the waitress a attractive yet
soon to be mauled victem of a five three spitfire.
The paper read of something i belive they call them numbers
dam you davinnci code.
Befor I could down the wild turkey order four more and say in the name of Bono.
She sprang from her seat like a miniture ninja leaping over the bar.
tackling the woman who had angred my mighty banshee.
the fight was epic and i did what any good red bloodedand whiskey fueled pervert would do I sat there and cheered on this cat fight.
get her honey it was a true sitght to be seen hair being pulled
clothes being ripped off okay i added that one.
And as a voice echoed over the crowd that said
hey who is that hot crazy *****.
I turned to the man pointed saying look its raining
***** and Adam Lambert oddly enough he looked.
the sucker punch was fast hard and hurt like a son of
a ***** sorry but thats not just any hot insane horney carzy *****
thats my teenage nymphomaniac homicidle costume collecting halloween loving demon with a touch of sweetness wife.
The cops had arrived but strangley enough Skeeter knew them all by
name.
Im starting to belive she might have a thing for tazers.
The questions flew around sir what caused this and why are you not wearing any pants.
She was in a rant so like any semi sober man I decicded to set her straight well kinda.
And you!
I cant belive you take her number the rage filling within her
building like a volcano of pint sized sexiness mean chicks
are hot.
Well honey I ment to tell ya mid flight that was the bar tab.
Suprize.
And after i awoke from acoma my hellcat in my hospital bed
I looked from a black eye saying skeeter i love you more
with every day that does pass.
To which my teenage ****** replyed good.
God cause if ya didnt Gonzo id have to kick your drunken semi sane long winded ***.
Dedicated to the real life Skeeter who's probaly going to **** me
It's been nice knowing you all.
Im kidding I'll do what i always do when in danger run and scream like a girl.
Love ya Skeeter
Always Gonzo