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GitacharYa VedaLa  Oct 2014
Swamy Downey Vs SIRI - IV
GitacharYa VedaLa Oct 2014
Swamy Downey Vs SIRI - IV
Swamy Downey and SIRI
Taking a stroll
Along the beach

SIRI said
No man is committed

Uh huh
Said Swamy Downey

Where can I find a committed man?
SIRI wondered aloud

Thus spake Swamy Downey
*Mental hospital
#life #sarcasm #siri #swamy #downey #sircasm
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GitacharYa VedaLa  Oct 2015
Swamy Downey vs SIRI VII
GitacharYa VedaLa Oct 2015
Swamy Downey vs SIRI VII
There is no such thing
As free lunch
Said Swamy Downey

And
There is no such thing
As free server
SIRI said

Wise girl
Swamy Downey approved
#philosophy #free #capitalism #satire #lunch #siri #swamy #downey
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GitacharYa VedaLa  Oct 2014
Swamy Downey Vs SIRI
GitacharYa VedaLa Oct 2014
Swamy Downey Vs SIRI
The girl's beautiful's
Not enough
Gotta check
if she suits me or not
Says Swamy Downey

Is she (a) cloth?
Wondered SIRI
Audibly
SIRI: Apple's SIRI, the voice assistant on the iPhones
#life #fun #pun #sarcasm #siri #suit #swamy #downey #sircasm
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