A bishop from other town
Was moving in this one
As Swamy Downey lived
Son, what's the path
That leads to the church
Asked he, stopping
Swamy Downey
Go straight
And take the second left
Go straight and
Take the third right.
At the dead end
Is the church
You asked for
Replied Swamy Downey
Showing gratitude
The bishop said
Come to the church
Tomorrow
Son.
I'll show you the path to heaven
As a token of gratitude
Thus spake Swamy Downey
You no know the path
To the church
Then how can you guide me
*To the path of heaven?
Dedicated to our Raj Arumugam
Based on a joke heard long before