Never say no to pizza
It's like saying no to happiness

You can make any poem
Sound deep and
meaningful
by putting random
spaces
between
lines.

Like
For example
My ******* is
really itchy
today.

Pants are like bras for legs.
Constricting and worn only because society says we must.

I did not **** that hour.
The hour--- killed--- me.
Yes! I died in that hour.
Dead of terminal ennui.

My soul left my body
And transcended into heaven
On a scale of one to ten
It was totally eleven.

I was almost able to ask
Jesus all my queries
But then the Earth pulled me back
And here I sit, still weary.

Yesterday he asked permission to kiss her.
"When pigs fly!" she said, with a laugh and a scoff.
Today he marched in holding a pig with wings
Duct-taped on (so they wouldn't fall off).

He tossed it in the air, I swear it did fly
I know because I saw him kiss her goodbye.

Don't even bother squatting above the seat.
In the water lives ***** that can jump ten feet.

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