STOP! CROSS ON GREEN ONLY! ONE WAY! WARNING DO NOT ENTER PRIVATE PROPERTY! NO TRESPASSING! NO LOITERING! VAGRANTS WILL BE PROSECUTED! DEAD END! Oooh my, can't stand this any more sooo...
...Felt a strange urge in my legs jumped into my car wanted F R E E D O M, craved F R E E D O M, freedom away from this imprisoning sign-city
Felt the true call of nature Felt my natural urge to e x p a n d needed my ROAMING grounds once more
Fled for o p e n country s p a c e s where FREEDOM reigns like, like refreshing droplets of spring water
BOLTED out of my car where mother earth cushioned my feet, caressed me, hugged me, And go so far as to say, even crawled into my jeans and heard harmonious chirping birds
Felt this strange twinge in my calves Ran like a deer Ran into e x p a n d I n g o p e n s p a c e s flight Felt my legs take practically off ground
Felt twigs, grass and weeds gently stroke my ankles and calves Felt country refreshing cool air breeze my whole body; and whizz up my nostrils BUT SUDDENLY!! I trip over something, it's a rusty large sign reading, "KEEP OUT INTRUDERS WILL BE PROSECUTED PRIVATE PROPERTY"