calculate the derivative of meaningless numbers and variables strewn together somehow making up easier or harder variations of the same thing. why do I give a **** about the derivative of the square root of sinx+1? nonetheless it's easy, it's the chain rule twice. at least calculus has laws and patterns to follow; you weren't that simple. I stayed up countless nights trying to extract some formula to count the stars I saw in your eyes, at least until I learned that the stars in our sky died billions of light years ago. your kisses began tasting like stardust you coughed up from the dying universe in your lungs but now you're coughing up cigarette smoke and binge drinking until you're on the wait-list for a new liver. I guess it's kind of ironic that I only call you when I'm wasted off of cheap ***** or high as ******* some random's **** probably laced with god knows what. fun new drinking game: take a shot every time you call me a hypocrite; I guess I just care a little more about you than I do about myself.