I handed my gun to fate and waited
Sat in a slump and masturbated

Today had been a long ******* day

Licking **** and shining shoes
Taking time to remove myself mentally from this plane
To regain a strand or grain of sand of sanity

Today, I looked in the mirror and my reflection laughed

I pulled that ******* through and beat it til it cried
I then flipped it off and hoisted it back into the glass,

     Like nothing had ever happened.
    
     And it didn't, if someone asks.

Today, looking fate straight in the eyes
I came, gathered all my belongings and ran,
Cause that ******* would've pulled the trigger.